If you were to fall down from a tall building, how would you want to land.

Poll: How would you land?
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View poll results: How would you land?
Head first
53 49%
Back
15 14%
Legs
18 17%
Sideways
10 9%
Face/front
13 12%
Voters: 109.
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#1
A very tall building.(you will not survive)

How, and why?

Poll coming.

(if you have more suggestions, tell me)
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#2
In a non-injured way.
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#5
on something soft
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#6
Just reminded me of something.

Was playing GTA4 online. I was on one of the tallest buildings. Some little kid came by in a chopper and knocked me off. I fell onto a pedestrian on the sidewalk. It was epic.

So to answer your question, like that.
#8
dont think it matters allot seeing you will be spread all over the sidewalk.
but id say face down, seems weird falling down witouth seeing the ground...
#9
Preferably sideways, and at an angle so that I would keep on rolling and bowl over as many pedestrians as possible.
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#10
Head first, pants around my ankles

Also with headfirst u can basically tuck n roll out of dieing. watch a parkour video jeez
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#12
Well if I can't survive then I would like to at least survive the initial impact and take a bounce which would dislocate my femur. While I'm up in the air from my bounce the femur moves around a bit so when I hit the ground it goes through skull slightly sticking out the top of my head.
#13
Head first def.

I'd die quicker that way I would hope....meh.
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#16
Perfectly vertical, with my head getting stuck in a bucket. After a minute or so i'd stand up and take a bow, then go home and put it on youtube.
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#17
Doesn't matter. There's always a flagpole you can grab hold of on your way down.

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In fact, like this.

"You should hopefully land face down, although this is really out of your hands by now."

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#18
On top of a huge pile of beautiful, horny lesbians.


Failing that, headfirst.
#22
oh snap he went there
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#24
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Face-first, for maximum power.

win. go out like a champ!
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#25
As i was falling, id slowly take off all my clothing as to land naked so instead of people being like
"O noes hes dead!!!" they'll be like
"WTF, hes naked :/"
#26
back

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#27
Square on the top of my head. That would look so badass.
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#29
i dont care how i land. i'd just make sure not to flail my arms this way and that and look like an idiot.
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#30
I'd scream "Woohoo, I'm a raindrop!" and curl into a ball.
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#32
when i fell, i'd want it to be in the way that will make the most mess, biggest splat!!!

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#33
As the option "on a drawing pin" isn't there, I'll have to pick head first.
#34
I would prefer to fall through an open manhole.
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#35
I'd eat some Trident beforehand so it would "mess with my head", and i'd go on a magical journey.
#36
fact: cats who fall from greater than 5 stories have a better chance of surviving than those who fall from 3. when they reach terminal velocity, their muscles relax and are able to absorb shock much better.
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#37
Im surprised nobody has said "On my erect penis" yet.

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#39
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That is because as soon as we lean over the edge we will be propped up like a tripod!
#40
When I land I want the force of my impact to knock the earth out of it's rotational path around the sun, cause everyone else to eventually freeze, or burn to death.
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