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#1
I saw this elsewhere and thought the pit might like it:

1. Look up what's written next to the month and day you were born and write it down.
2. Behind that, put what's written next to your name's first letter.
3. post!

Months:
january - I peed on
february - I had children with
march - I smelled
april - I fought
may - I had a party with
june - I puked into
july - I ate
august - I shot
september - I bit
october - I dressed as
november - I married
december - I had wild drunken sex with

days:
1. some chicks
2. Michael Jackson
3. some boys
4. a book
5. Frankenstein
6. Brad Pitt
7. a bottle full of poo
8. a flamingo
9. a sandwich
10. a chair
11. a testicle
12. my English teacher
13. the teletubbies
14. myself
15. a ninja
16. a penguin
17. a butt
18. an apple
19. a finger
20. a paper box
21. a pirate
22. a phone call
23. a penis
24. a statue
25. a lawn gnome
26. a hippopotamus
27. my shoes
28. a prostitute
29. a porn star
30. my best friend
31. my cat

letter:
A - for money
B - for a kiss
C - and it sucked!
D - to be cool
E - to be naked
F - to eat cheese
G - because my mom made me do it
H - for my girlfriend
I - for my boyfriend
J - to be sexy
K - and I got twins
L - in school
M - and it was fun
N - AND I LOVED IT!!!
O - which was sexually arousing
P - and it smelled bad
Q - in the pool
R - during a date
S - under a bridge
T - because I was drunk
U - to go shopping
V - for t3h lulz
W - in the mall
X - and I'm proud of it
Y - in the dark
Z - and later on I had sex


What I got:
I ate some boys under a bridge.

Meh.

Is this considered spam, anyway? We will see...
#2
I shot a finger under a bridge.


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#3
I did this when i was 5 and read captian underpants books. Are you 5?
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#6
Oh c'mon, if I wanted to read this bull****, I'd be on myspace.
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#7
go back to myspace.
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#8
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I did this when i was 5 and read captian underpants books. Are you 5?

You mean mentally? Sometimes.

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go back to myspace.

Never been there in the first place.
#11
i ate the tellytubbies to be sexy
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#12
I pee'd on the teletubbies to be sexy
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Damage - bit of alright
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#13
I dressed as Michael Jackson to be cool.
TO = used for expressing motion or direction toward a point, person, place, or thing approached and reached, as opposed to from

TWO = the number 2

TOO = in addition; also; furthermore; to an excessive extent or degree
#14
I bit a hippopotamus for money..
ehh...
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#16
I had children with Frankenstein AND LOVED IT!!!
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#17
I peed on a bottle full of poo to be cool.....


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#18
i ate an apple and it was fun...




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#22
I married my English teacher during a date.
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#23
i shot a testicle and it was fun

Yeah!
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#25
I had wild drunken sex with a bottle full of poo in school'


O.o
You like it
#26
I shot Frankenstein for money.
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#28
I bit frankenstein for money.


wait, what?

EDIT: some of these are just begging to be sigged...

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#29
"I fought a book for money"

This lacks logic and tuthiness
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#30
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I had wild drunken sex with my shoes because I was drunk.

haha, makes sense I suppose.


sigged!!!!!

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#34
"I had children with a phone call for my girlfriend."

I didn't know i had a girlfriend
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what a ripoff

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#37
This thread is full of win. thank you, quailman.

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#38
I had a party with a flamingo and I got twins
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