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#1
Will I be OK? Or should I go to the ER?


I was changing it and had it in my mouth.......then I got spooked and bit it in half.
#5
...erm... what spooked you? and how big was the bit you swallowed roughly?
#7
You should head to an emergency room, but it's more for the brain damage aquired from playing such a disgusting sounding instrument.
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#9


hahahahaha I used to play the clarinet.

It's just cane, chill out.
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#10
Lol. It's made of wood yeah? Shouldn't be too harmful, but if you're from the UK you could try ringing NHS Direct on 0845 4647, you can get through to a nurse who can help you.
#12


You'll be fine
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#13
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Judging by the size of a clarinet reed, you should probably be choking right now, even if you bit it in half.


my thoughts exactly, how the hell do you swallow something like that so easily

TS what have you been practicing to do in your spare time....
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#14
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You should head to an emergency room, but it's more for the brain damage aquired from playing such a disgusting sounding instrument.






You're mean....the clarinet rocks.
#15
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It's just wood.

Lawl, you swallowed wood.


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#17
Wow! (Trying not to make a swallowing joke)


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#18
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You should head to an emergency room, but it's more for the brain damage aquired from playing such a disgusting sounding instrument.





I'd check with a doctor just in case..
#20
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You should head to an emergency room, but it's more for the brain damage aquired from playing such a disgusting sounding instrument.

Stfu

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#21
I detect a hint of bul****, 2 clarinet topics right next to each other in a guitar forum......tisk tisk
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#22
Im curious as to how this happened?

stick with the drum kit, probably less hazerdous to your health.
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#23
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when you breath out, what note plays?


lol.. nice..

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#24
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Im curious as to how this happened?

stick with the drum kit, probably less hazerdous to your health.



unless a drumstick flies up into my face as I'm playing....
#29
Get Spongebob and Patrick to shrink themselves and go inside you to retrieve it.
Ask Squidward for advice...

Wow, I'm a nerd.
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#30
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unless a drumstick flies up into my face as I'm playing....


I hope balls don't fly at your face!


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#31
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Get Spongebob and Patrick to shrink themselves and go inside you to retrieve it.
Ask Squidward for advice...

Wow, I'm a nerd.



Yay! Spuidward FTW!
#33
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I detect a hint of bul****, 2 clarinet topics right next to each other in a guitar forum......tisk tisk

there by the same person dumbass.
#34
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Finally, you said what we were all thinking.

Now yawn out a clarinet sonata





Maybe Quattor pour le fin du temps is more appropriate.
#35
I think that if it were a problem, you would probably be dead by now.
#36
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I think that if it were a problem, you would probably be dead by now.



It only happened 30min ago
#37
Next time you need fiber, eat cereal.

If you're really worried, call poison control center.


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Last edited by stratologist at Jul 9, 2008,
#38
Quote by stratologist
Next time you need fiber, eat cereal.

If you're really worried, call poison control center.



I'm sure I'll be OK
#40
Quote by denizenz
Crack addicts swallow pipes all the time. They'll find it in your colon when you bite it...or if you ever contract ass cancer.



...or if I ever have to have a rectal examination.
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