#4
Quote by Bushonmyhead
Fap


This.
Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.

Quote by Minkaro
Schizophrenia rap?

*beatboxes*

I have schizophrenia, I talk to myself,
People startin' to doubt my mental health,
Maybe someday I'll get the help I need,
But till then don't be blamin' mah weed.

*scratches*
#5
Look at granny porn.

...they make that, right?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#10
*reported*


sorry though, it's kinda spam
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#11
Quote by AlecMag
Look at granny porn.

...they make that, right?

yeah you say that like you don't know!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#14
Quote by mikko_9119
*reported*


sorry though, it's kinda spam

man is THE PIT! you go reporting every thread you see?
#15
Quote by B. Joe
man is THE PIT! you go reporting every thread you see?

no, just stupid spam threads... unless he asked a question, instead of saying "it wont go away" i probably wouldn't have done that.
Quote by innertom
So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
#19
Quote by Chobes
Don't eat so much, your boner will lose weight.

lmao wtf?!? best thing ive ever heard Chobes
Quote by DaliLama
Go to a friend and say "what the difference between soda and your soda?............(pause).............sperm!" Then you start masturbating furiously into their can


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ESP EC1000fr
Marshall 1960a
Peavy 6505
#20
i dont even know why i clicked on this...
יהוה


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Quote by sinisa

How about actually doing something rather than asking everyone here questions?
#22
Lemon party.

/thread.
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#23
Quote by mikko_9119
no, just stupid spam threads... unless he asked a question, instead of saying "it wont go away" i probably wouldn't have done that.


just cause a question is not directly asked, does not mean he isnt asking one, its more implied... plus who cares, again this is the pit, if you dont want to talk about boners at work then gtfo!
#24
Quote by kadinh
i dont even know why i clicked on this...


I'm with you on that one...

TS... just try and stay away from the Hot Chicks thread, or any other where they show off nearly-nude female bodies.
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Fender Blues Jr.

Boss ME-50; NS-2; RV-5; BF-3
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#25
Quote by mikko_9119
*reported*


sorry though, it's kinda spam


Backseat modding ^^
I want to go as far to the edge without going over. Out on the edge, you can see all kinds of different things.
#26
Dump water all over your busty coworkers and they will automatically have sex with you. You wont even have to bother taking your clothes off. It just happens. I've seen it in all the pornos
#30
Quote by Time Bomb
Pics or it... didn't happen


Fixed.
Quote by Article
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying "That's yours"

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Return to a Condition of Being...<-Band. Add plz!
#31
Quote by AlecMag
Look at granny porn.

...they make that, right?

Rule 34, anyone?

Quote by B. Joe
man is THE PIT! you go reporting every thread you see?

I can't see how The Pit is as bad as everyone says. I seriously don't see it.

I'd consider it bad if we could actually swear, post nudes, and really say nasty things.
When the music's over, turn out the lights.


Quote by pencap
i fingerd my girl the other day she got so wet nearly my entier hand was soked after that i ate her up, she blacked out it was awesome
#33
Quote by mikko_9119
no, just stupid spam threads... unless he asked a question, instead of saying "it wont go away" i probably wouldn't have done that.

That's fairly retarded.
Quote by BeefWellington

what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#34
Show it to your boss.
There ain't no moral to this story at all. Anything I tell you very well could be a lie.
#36
Quote by The Spoon
Dump water all over your busty coworkers and they will automatically have sex with you. You wont even have to bother taking your clothes off. It just happens. I've seen it in all the pornos



True.


Either that or deliver a sausage pizza at the workplace.


Seems to send women crazy.
#37
Quote by kadinh
i dont even know why i clicked on this...



this
Quote by SlinkyBlue
I remember when I was really young, I had a wet dream in which i was being dragged along an urban countryside by a pickup truck.