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If you HAD to have a disease, what one would you pick? Give explanations and reasoning.

Personally Id pick the plague, cuz nobodies gotten the plague in a long ass time.
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#3
I'd like to have big dick disease.

but bigger than it already is.
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Nice choice. I am just curious the reason?

I'd personally take alcoholism.
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Common cold. do i win?

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#7
well people actually do still get the plague. its just rare

id want leprosy
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Why would you want to get the plague? You die a horrible, horrible death.

Cuz when your in the afterlife people will say "Ahh there goes charlie, homeboy died of the plague in 2008"
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#13
That thing where you have a growth on your body.

I may be ugly from it, but at least I'm gonna live.

EDIT: I think it was Elephan-something.
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#16
Coeliac disease. I already have it along with Haemochromatosis so yeah. No bread and too much iron for me.
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#19
No, diseases only
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#20
synesthesia, is it a disease?

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WTF LOL

I can't believe we both said that

in that case, I'll take Michael Jackson syndrome, the "you turn white" thing, because I'm already white
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#24
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Tourrettes Bi**h


Are you kidding me?

I know I said alcoholism so I can't say much, but there is no way tourrettes is a desease.
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#25
pfft, alcoholism isn't a disease.

I'll take lupus
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That thing where you have a growth on your body.

I may be ugly from it, but at least I'm gonna live.

EDIT: I think it was Elephan-something.


I think I heard about that in Biology class...is it Elephantiosis? Or something along those lines...
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I think I heard about that in Biology class...is it Elephantiosis? Or something along those lines...

Elephantitis, ****ty disease i must say
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I think I heard about that in Biology class...is it Elephantiosis? Or something along those lines...


ScrotoElephantitus or tesis


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#31
Ebola.

Just because it's awesome. And because I could take the entire population of Denmark with me
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