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Last Sunday I got wrecked round my mate's house. He had a tent up so we could cook things on the barbecue even though it was raining.

I went out there with some guy I met that evening and had a smoke. I instantly wanted something to drink for some reason. I picked up the bottle of liquid next to me and necked two or three giant mouthfuls. It wasn't water like I thought it was. It was goopy. I checked the bottle and it read 'pure sunflower oil'.

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#2
Coke Black. Blerrgh. Tastes like cotton candy bubble gum and coffee grounds.
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#8
Cocaine Energy Drink... I'd rather be tired.
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#12
blood my girlfriends i she drank mine to it was so romantic
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#14
Drink tequila straight without a chaser. That is the most vile fluid on the planet. I don't care how ****ed up it'll get you, I'm not going near that crap again.
#15
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#19
I drank a beer with a cigarette butt in it. I swear to god the kid that put it in there is retarded, my beer was practically half full. Talk about serious drug abuse.

Once I tasted the ashy/beerish taste I immediatly puked. The next day when I was hung over all it took was for someone to remind me of the situation for me to puke again. I wouldn't recommend this mix drink to anyone.
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#21
Bite No More - stuff you put on your nails to stop you biting them. Most bitter, rotten tste ever and it stays for like an hour.
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#23
Champagne and whiskey mixed with homebrew. I had to drink a lot of vodka to wash away the taste.
#24
McDonalds Coffee
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#25
Gasoline mixed with rum mixed with dog food mixed with tender cat food. Blended in warm milk.
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#28
Glens vodka. Never again.

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#29
Coke with three cigarettes outted in it,

Or alcholic soap.... its tastes like vodka and chemicals...
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#31
I was once given what I can only hope was absthince(?) by a Bulgarian guy with a Scottish accent when we were up some mountain. I wasn't wasted or anything, but I sure as hell felt it on the 6 hour drive back down the mountain.
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#32
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NOOOOOOOO!!!

You're not supposed to eat that stuff you know...

...An it only has that bad taste because they pee in the coffee. At least they did where I worked...
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#34
When I was small I drank gasoline because it was in a Gatorade bottle..

Hey, I was thirsty.
#37
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#38
I took a sip of coffee from one of those insulated coffee mugs (you can't see whats inside them) on my dads desk, little did i know it was a week old... cream included...
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#39
a little bowl of soy sauce mixed with a spoonful of wasabi...disgusting
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#40
Accidentally drinking in a coke can with cig butches.
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