#1
I have been puzzled latly, because during hockey games, even though i wear a high end jock(if there is such a thing?) i usually end up getting kneed or hit in the balls, resulting in a copious amount of pain. I couldnt figure it out, but now i might have an idea. cups like this

Get smaller as they go down, yet man parts get bigger as they go down(unless hockey turns you on ) so they should be making jocks that get bigger at the bottom, because my nuts end up usually getting pinched which is most of the pain! anyone know of any companies that make stuff like that.
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#2
Just turn it around.
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Just make it yourself...or chop off your hockey pucks.
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Cool.


It is NOT cool, stop saying that!!

Pinched balls are probably the least cool thing on this planet.
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I realized that too, hhhhmmmmm...why must they do that?


My theory is that the companies are being payed off by doctors to make their cups less effective so in turn the medical department makes more money from doing nut injuries
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My theory is that the companies are being payed off by doctors to make their cups less effective so in turn the medical department makes more money from doing nut injuries


or maybe it makes it easier to run/skate/whatever with it that way?
#11
There was a girl who played on all my guys hockey teams (she was actually really good) who wore a "pelvis protector". Its pretty much what you are asking for.

That means you are a girl

But on a more realistic note, I remember some pro athlete putting out his own line of cups, I forgot who it was, but they were supposed to be more junk-friendly
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Dude... like I said, turn it upside down :

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#13
Cups still hurt when you get hit there. It doesn't hurt as bad if you weren't wearing it, because then you be getting hit in the testicles, but it hurts your pelvis bad. And getting your sack pinched in it sounds very painful.
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Cups still hurt when you get hit there. It doesn't hurt as bad if you weren't wearing it, because then you be getting hit in the testicles, but it hurts your pelvis bad. And getting your sack pinched in it sounds very painful.


Ya its definatly beter having one, but it gets pinched because theres not enough room on the bottom so one teste floats out into open water and gets smashed
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Your pubic bone is wider than your junk, the cup doesn't only protect junk..
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Dude... like I said, turn it upside down :


It looks like a duck.

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#23
A detatchable penis would be perfect! then you could take it off before games so you dont damage it. you would need some sort off penis carrying bag though...
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#25
well, it gets smaller as it go down so it will actually fit somewhat comfortably between your legs, and yeah it may hurt even with one, but try getting hurt without one, trust me it's about ten times worse.
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A detatchable penis would be perfect! then you could take it off before games so you dont damage it. you would need some sort off penis carrying bag though...


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#27
Try wearing a cup upside down and youll see why its made that way... Walking around would be near impossible. Just standing up would hurt like a bitch
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#28
it makes sense but how would the cup fit between your legs... it would be pretty wide and be kinda uncomfertable
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#29
when i read "I've found a flaw with jocks" i thought you meant the stereotype group and i was like "wait is he serious??"

but yea i've always wondered that too. maybe you're supposed to tuck your balls in the top bit?
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My theory is that the companies are being payed off by doctors to make their cups less effective so in turn the medical department makes more money from doing nut injuries


Medical work on testicles must be very lucrative.
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