#1
So here's the deal. I'm sitting here at my bro's apartment and i'm looking at his cool little bearded dragon named Tequila. That's when it hit me..."I NEED A BADASS PET!"

So any suggestions as to what I should get? PLEASE try and keep the suggestions POSSIBLE for me to buy at a pet store.
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#6
10 foot boa = most badass pet
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#10
platypus. nobody will mess with you if they see you walking with a mutant on a leash. then when ur bored of it you can just let it fly away.
#11
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#12
Get a ****ing Corgi. They're the most badass dog ever.
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#13
no kidding mandude i dont know about you but im getting a ficking tiger mann... better watch out you WILL get MAULED. no doubt about it man. no doubt...


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#15
not a wife

try a monkey dude. teach it to throw its own crap at people you don't like
#16
Boa Constrictor. Bearded Dragon. Chameleon. Iguana. Python. Turtle. Tarantula. Scorpion. Hermit Crab. You can't go wrong with reptiles or arthropods, and all of which I have either had, currently have, or plan on getting when I move out.

Of course, my personal favorite is my pet Rock.
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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#17
My co-worker has a German Shepard/Corgie mix!

Get a putty-tat!
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#19
i gotta go with a river otter
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#20
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platypus. nobody will mess with you if they see you walking with a mutant on a leash. then when ur bored of it you can just let it fly away.

You're either joking or stupid.