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#4
Male prostitute.
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#10
Identity theft.
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Personally, i'd buy her a can of Coke, then as she's drinking it say to her "Whats better than Coca Cola?" She'll go "What?" and you shout "CREAM SODA!" And ejaculate in her can.
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#11
sell your blood and semen (not mixed, nobody buys)


did you just ask this cause it would be funny? nobody who's thinking straight would ask the pit something like that.
#13
rip the copper out of the a/c.
If you enjoy a/c, might I sugest doing it to the neighbor then.
#14
Fake symptoms to get antipsychotics or something from the doctor and sell them to schoolkids.
#15
Quote by Peter Griffin
rip the copper out of the a/c.
If you enjoy a/c, might I sugest doing it to the neighbor then.

nowhow much does this make typicly per unit?
#16
Quote by jmilli2
Find otters at the river then sell them


Whats with you and Otters every post you've made tonight is otter related.
#18
sell semen and blood
I decided I want to be more like the people on ug...


Searchbar!!!

That oughta do it.

Time for a supercool guitar demonstration by herman li,

Herman Li- why is this guitar so big?

Stage guy- because its a bass herman

#19
Quote by joseph997605
nowhow much does this make typicly per unit?

I dunno , I have a real job. lol
But there sure seems to be a lot of peeps doing that these days.
#20
sell your soul on ebay...
Extispicy: Predicting The Future Though The Study Of Animal Entrails...
#21
Quote by umbrellacorp
sell semen and blood

be sure not to mix them though

also, bitch you stole mine
#22
Quote by Peter Griffin
rip the copper out of the a/c.
If you enjoy a/c, might I sugest doing it to the neighbor then.

copper sells REALLY expensive these days. steal some from a jobsite. my buddy who worked construction made a grand selling old copper wire he ripped out of the building that was headed for the trash.
#23
Quote by jmilli2
Find otters at the river then sell them

Still funny but very annoying. SO KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
Why you reading this?
Quote by 742627000017
I use my thumb and my johnson

Quote by deanexplosion99
idk what the keys are for but the reason i think its for the floyd rose is because its called floyd rose double locking

Quote by niggafolife
i iz hurr tuh spek da troof abowt muzik
#25
Quote by jmilli2
I'm planting seeds

Thats not how you grow an otter!
Why you reading this?
Quote by 742627000017
I use my thumb and my johnson

Quote by deanexplosion99
idk what the keys are for but the reason i think its for the floyd rose is because its called floyd rose double locking

Quote by niggafolife
i iz hurr tuh spek da troof abowt muzik
#26
Quote by jmilli2
I'm planting seeds

I just went to three forums in a row with otter comments
I decided I want to be more like the people on ug...


Searchbar!!!

That oughta do it.

Time for a supercool guitar demonstration by herman li,

Herman Li- why is this guitar so big?

Stage guy- because its a bass herman

#28
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#29
rob your neighbor
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What do people usually do after they **** their sisters?
#30
Sell your body...


...to science.
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

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#31
way to spell FOR in a bizarre way...

but the kiddy way to go is to have a garage sale
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M. Night Shyamallama

#32
Quote by Ex'sAndOh's

And now the final question, WHICH FLAVOR DO YOU CHOOSE?!?!?!?!??!?!
#33
Quote by stevve
Whats with you and Otters every post you've made tonight is otter related.


+50

your looking through the thread and before you know it BOOM something about otters
#38
theft from your employer is really easy if your work cash at your jobs.... you can always put it back later... whos gonna know it was you? amirite?
#40
Make a funny viral video and earn millions of THEORETICAL DOLLARS in mere hours!
^This post was probably sarcastic

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