Poll: If i kissed you how would you react?
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View poll results: If i kissed you how would you react?
'Yuck!'
49 15%
'Yum!'
21 6%
'Is this how love feels?'
31 9%
I would lash out aggressively
156 47%
I would take you out to dinner
24 7%
Other (specify)
52 16%
Voters: 333.
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#1
If i were to kiss you how would you react?
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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#2
I'd be violently sick.
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#3
My foot and your nads will clash.
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#6
I'd clamp my teeth over your tongue, and rip it right out of your throat.
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#7
Profile says you're a male.

Hmm...

Are you a male that looks like a female? If so, we'll talk.




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#8
I would...

1.Turn you into a human scarecrow.
2.Wrap you in chains forged at the heart of a dwarf star.
3.put you into a mirror.
4.Throw the mirror into a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned their for all time.

In that order.
#11
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I would...

1.Turn you into a human scarecrow.
2.Wrap you in chains forged at the heart of a dwarf star.
3.put you into a mirror.
4.Throw the mirror into a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned their for all time.

In that order.


Well that's just mean.




[[ Don't you ever, ever, ever trust my mercy. ]]
#12
I'd probably jump about two feet back with a huge look of shock on my face as to why a complete stranger just kissed me.
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#14
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I'd probably jump about two feet back with a huge look of shock on my face as to why a complete stranger just kissed me.



Please, be reasonable!




[[ Don't you ever, ever, ever trust my mercy. ]]
#15
Someone's abit lonely today, eh?
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#16
After vomiting, I'd weld your face to your ass.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#17


you would kiss me? with a face like that?!

... it think not!
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#18
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Someone's abit lonely today, eh?

lol probably
not a good question to ask on a site with more blokes than girls (no offence)
Pull my finger

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me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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#19
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After vomiting, I'd weld your face to your ass.

i lol'd so hard just because of the welding reference
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#20
I'd roundhouse kick you in the chops and then have Vanessa Feltz sit on your face until you apologised.
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#21
I'd Weld I weld him to death...

The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#22
I'd be like, this person obviously just wants profile views
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#23
I'd take his nose and make it the filling of a buttock sandwich
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#24
hmmm cant a fellow get a kiss on this site?
jeez go easy on him
Pull my finger

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"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

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#25
I'd probably look at you with the 'Dude, WTF?!' look. And depending on your reaction I'd might kick the **** out of you.
#27
Id be a little uncomfortable and would push you away.... Then Id brutally rape you so dont kiss me unless you want ass love.
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#28
Quote by sakura'sdarkest
I would...

1.Turn you into a human scarecrow.
2.Wrap you in chains forged at the heart of a dwarf star.
3.put you into a mirror.
4.Throw the mirror into a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned their for all time.

In that order.

I like the cut of your jib.

Let's go for an e-outing sometime.
..is a girl
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#32
I voted "Other" - which means "Kick you in the crotch"
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Awesome guy right here
#33
Well have you ever seen those old cartoons where, after being thrown into a wall their is an imprint of the persons face? That would happen to you, only instead of a wall it would be the pits of hell and instead of.... Aww screw it, that's to complicated.... I'd just punch your head in.
#34
I'd shove the nearest fence pole up your arse and then tell you that I did your mum...which I really didn't but you wouldn't know that
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#35
I'd suffocate you with spray-on enamel paint for radiators. You'd get that hammerite effect all inside your lungs. You'd be ****ed.
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#39
i would be wtf?!!! i dont see the need to use physical violence like other people have said
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#40
Judging by the sexy picture in your profile, I'd demand some sweet lovin'.

You are one sexy woman.
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