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What are some of the best ways to start a conversation in a real world situation when you don't know the person you are trying to be-friend?
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'Do you like Trivium?'

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"Do you know how much polar bears weigh?"
girl: I dont know
"enough to break the ice! wuzzzupp ladies!"
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so uh...what kind of music are you into...
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"Nice shoes."

"'Ey. 'Ey. Look a' tha'. Same coat! Same coat, innit?"


Answer: "haha yeah thats great yeah, look i errr gotta go coz im not actually wearing a coat...."

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Quote by LegionsOfDeath
"Do you know how much polar bears weigh?"
girl: I dont know
"enough to break the ice! wuzzzupp ladies!"


#14
Run up to whoever it is without a shirt. Wear the most futuristic goggles/sunglasses you can find. (A toy laser gun is optional). Ask this person "What Year is it!?" When he or she replies say "There is still time." Run away from the person, and come back minutes later with your shirt on and without the goggles and laser gun. Proceed to ask the person if he or she has seen anyone without a shirt on and if so where did he go. Find this person the next day and say "Hello I'm (inser name here). Who are you?" When asked about the incident the day before , claim you know nothing.
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Answer: "haha yeah thats great yeah, look i errr gotta go coz im not actually wearing a coat...."

All hail the hairy bringer of laughter.





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#17
Whats your favorite color?

Conversely, if you want to end the convo ask:

"Whats your favorite color.......

person?"


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Quote by Guitarmus
Run up to whoever it is without a shirt. Wear the most futuristic goggles/sunglasses you can find. (A toy laser gun is optional). Ask this person "What Year is it!?" When he or she replies say "There is still time." Run away from the person, and come back minutes later with your shirt on and without the goggles and laser gun. Proceed to ask the person if he or she has seen anyone without a shirt on and if so where did he go. Find this person the next day and say "Hello I'm (inser name here). Who are you?" When asked about the incident the day before , claim you know nothing.



This i like.
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Quote by Guitarmus
Run up to whoever it is without a shirt. Wear the most futuristic goggles/sunglasses you can find. (A toy laser gun is optional). Ask this person "What Year is it!?" When he or she replies say "There is still time." Run away from the person, and come back minutes later with your shirt on and without the goggles and laser gun. Proceed to ask the person if he or she has seen anyone without a shirt on and if so where did he go. Find this person the next day and say "Hello I'm (inser name here). Who are you?" When asked about the incident the day before , claim you know nothing.



ahahahah thats good as
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Quote by Guitarmus
Run up to whoever it is without a shirt. Wear the most futuristic goggles/sunglasses you can find. (A toy laser gun is optional). Ask this person "What Year is it!?" When he or she replies say "There is still time." Run away from the person, and come back minutes later with your shirt on and without the goggles and laser gun. Proceed to ask the person if he or she has seen anyone without a shirt on and if so where did he go. Find this person the next day and say "Hello I'm (inser name here). Who are you?" When asked about the incident the day before , claim you know nothing.

i think you might be onto something here. if that wasn't so long i would sig it
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So I heard you like mukips?


+1
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so uh...what kind of music are you into...


That line really doesn't work, because you'll always hear "Oh, I like everything".

Even from people who look as though they're dedicated subgenre fans.

People don't tend to be very subjective when they are out socialising with strangers.
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Quote by Holy Magenta
Just comment or ask about something they are doing or have with them, like a book. A positive comment, obviously.

I'm not the reading type so i wouldn't know what i was talking about


And commenting on looks seems to make them creeped out.
#29
"oh my god, your beautiful!"

It's worked for me...
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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if they have a band t-shirt on etc, comment on it positively, ( i was wearing a Trivium shirt once and this chick was like "woah Trivium are awsome" so we got talking)
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"'Ey. 'Ey. Look a' tha'. Same coat! Same coat, innit?"


That's a Bill Bailey quote!
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wat

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omg! i have that same___________!(article of clothing, accesorie, jewlery)
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