Poll: Is it fair?
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Yes
37 30%
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88 70%
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#1
I'm not stupid enough to ask someone this. I know when I look fat. But I know some girls ask this to fish for compliments and there never seems to be a right answer for, most of the time, the boyfriend/husband.

"Do I look fat?"
"No" [You're just saying that, you liar.]
"Yes" [*cries]
/stereotypical


So, is it ever fair to ask this question?
I mean, when someone ask you, what do you answer?
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#2
I respond with: Don't ask a question if you can't live with the answer.
#3
My favorite response to this question is "I know what you're doing, you arrogant whore."
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#6
I say "Yes, you look like a beached whale."
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#7
When someone asks me this, I usually leave that person, or go into a terrible fit of strange noises.

Yep, in these kind of situations you either go insane, or you lose.
#9
There are questions like this which have automated responses.

"Am I fat?" "No"
"Does my bum look big in this?" "No"
"Are you sleeping with my sister?" "No"


But of course, You have to elaborate on each, or they'll realise they're automated.
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#10
Everyone is fat compared to someone else.
Perfect answer.
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#11
Say you look beautiful, hopefully it will switch conversation and youll get a little bit too


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#12
Instead of saying "No" you could of course also reply with the following.

Girl: Do I look fat?
Guy: It's not fair to ask such a question. If say "No" you're going to reply with "You're just saying that to make me feel better." I couldn't save myself out of that one. If I say "Yes" you're going to burst out crying. What is it with girls putting guys in difficult situations like this?!
Girl: *Cries*
Guy: Victory.
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#13
I came into this thread hoping to have the opportunity to laugh at you because you're fat, you've disappointed me
#14
My favorite response to this question is "I know what you're doing, you arrogant whore."
How sweet.
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#16
* enters thread with excitement*
ok...

so...

where are the fatty pics?

i heard there were pics of fatties

...

oh screw this...

*storms out of thread, punches wall for dramatic effect*
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#17
I give a honest answer they can't really get mad at me if i say yes.
#18
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Another response. "I'm not paying you to talk."

I don't think a prostitute would ask you that...unless you pay your girlfriend to have sex with you


..which is pretty hot by the way.
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#19
My favorite response to this question is "I know what you're doing, you arrogant whore."

That's a good one.

I've only been asked the question twice, but I shall divulge the tactics that I used on both occasions.

When an anorexic girl (she wasn't particularly thin, but she WAS slowly heading the way of a size zero figure) asked me if she was fat, I replied "I'll let you know when you're getting fat, you've nothing to worry about".

I don't know if that was a good thing to say, but her friends told me that it was.

On the other occasion, a slightly tubby girl asked me the same question. I didn't say "yeah" though, because that would have been nasty. I just evaded the question by telling her that she talked too god damn much.

I think that unless the girl in question is outside either way of a safe weight range, you need to put your foot down to some extent.
#21
I hear that question and I suddenly hear Admiral Ackbar yelling something about a trap as I respond in the negative
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#22
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I don't think a prostitute would ask you that...

You seem to be quite the expert on prostitutes... something you wanna tell us?
#23
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I don't think a prostitute would ask you that...unless you pay your girlfriend to have sex with you


..which is pretty hot by the way.


Don't think I could afford my girlfriend sadly.
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He expected this.

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#24
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"I'll let you know when you're getting fat, you've nothing to worry about".

Smooth.
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Don't think I could afford my girlfriend sadly.

I know. girlfriends are expensive ****.
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#25
Quote by frankv
Instead of saying "No" you could of course also reply with the following.

Girl: Do I look fat?
Guy: It's not fair to ask such a question. If say "No" you're going to reply with "You're just saying that to make me feel better." I couldn't save myself out of that one. If I say "Yes" you're going to burst out crying. What is it with girls putting guys in difficult situations like this?!
Girl: *Cries*
Guy: Victory.


Fixed?
#27
whenever girls asked me that question they were usually very attractive and i liked them so i said no i like you the way you are only they'd get pissed and go "OMG NO I'M FAT AND YOU LIKE ME LIKE THAT?!"
#28
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You really think so?

Yeah.
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#29
umm...

girl: do I look fat?

Me: oh, god, I hate myself! *slaps self in face*

Girl:...

Me: *runs down hall punching self, screaming and swearing*

It dosen't actually work. It just makes people think your crazy.
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
#30
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umm...

girl: do I look fat?

Me: oh, god, I hate myself! *slaps self in face*

Girl:...

Me: *runs down hall punching self, screaming and swearing*

It dosen't actually work. It just makes people think your crazy.


Single are we?
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#31
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Yeah.


Oh, that's fair play then.

I didn't really think much when I said it, I just picked the first logical thought and voiced it.
#32
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Single are we?

I was thinking that, too.
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#33
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Single are we?





yeah...
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
#35
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I don't know margery....
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#36
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I'd say yeah and that's the way I like ya you jelly arsed slag.

#37
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I don't know margery....


Well you should have. Ladies and gentlemen, crazymike100 has issues with beating himself up after today's topic question comes out from a female. He then wonders why he is single. I'll put it to you, the delightful audience.
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You win this thread. And UG. I haven't actually lol'd at a post in a really long time. Thanks for changing that. I expect a sig


He expected this.

Something you definitely need to know
#38
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Well you should have. Ladies and gentlemen, crazymike100 has issues with beating himself up after today's topic question comes out from a female. He then wonders why he is single. I'll put it to you, the delightful audience.


OMG!! I'm relapsing!!!!

Is...that...the audience laughing, or just the voices in my head? (har har...joke...)
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
#40
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"Do I look like the kind of guy who'd settle for a fat chick?"

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
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