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#1
Thers is a massive wasps nest in my shed.how do I get rid of it?no pics because i don't know what the flash wud do to the lilttle vicious b*******s
#4
Put your penis in it.

Prior to this, cover your wanger in peanut butter.
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#8
depends, do you just want rid of the nest, or do you wanna kill the lil f**kers ?
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#12
You use pestacide, in fact I'm looking at a can of Ant, Roach, and Spider killer that I used to do away with a few wasps nests right now....I bought it at the store, go get that and wait for the sun to go down when they go to sleep and spray the **** out of it...
#14
there was a nest in my garage one time, and i got rid of it using a lighter an a can of lynx deodorant, tell you one thing that killed the lil f**kers, only a couple of stings, which is ok for me as i'm not allergic so yeah

i suggest lighter + cand of deodorant = end of wasps
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depends, do you just want rid of the nest, or do you wanna kill the lil f**kers ?


Can I do both?
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knock it down with a shovel and then run

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#17
throw a big rock at it and run away
repeat every now and then for a week or so
maybe they'll give up after a while and leave?
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throw a big rock at it and run away
repeat every now and then for a week or so
maybe they'll give up after a while and leave?

This.
#20
Smoke them out go around your yard and pick up green leafs nething that is sorta alive to get a dark oily smoke and smoke out your shead the smoke also makes the less holtile but i would still stay away from them
#23
sensible way, some form of wasp killing spray

fun way, put a lighter infront of the can at the same time, poison+flames=fun
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#24
this thread reminds me of the thread some guy started about the tick buried in his knob head lol that thread was epic
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We had a wasps nest in our garden I hit it with a cricket bat - did the job just fine. The wasps did become a little irate after that though and tried to kill me. Unfortunately for them I am Guyver.


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Put your penis in it.

Prior to this, cover your wanger in peanut butter.


+1
#27
Keep spitting on it, eventually the spit will congeal and it will become so heavy the nest will fall then you have a new football. Imagine kicking it at your friend, only for him to find to his horror that a thousand angry wasps are about to seek revenge on him for kicking their habit. Or just hit it with a bat, either ways fine.
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this thread reminds me of the thread some guy started about the tick buried in his knob head lol that thread was epic


I lol'd.
I'd try throwin rocks at it(incase anyone suggests that) but last time I did that it was outside where the wasps couldn't sting me....
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Water guns and the garden hose.
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#34
call someone out. i'd rather do that than face a horde of angry wasps

or setting my shed alight.
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#35
Dress up in a bee-keeper's uniform and lock the door of your shed when you go in. Proceed to have a battle of a biblical proportions.
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Water guns and the garden hose.

I read that as garden Horse
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#37
garden hose, hockey stick, long sleeved shirt

theres nothing to it really.
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About a week ago I had to go on a school trip for 'team building', as I am about to enter the 6th form. One of these exercises was to play a game of capture the flag, and my team decided to pack into a cabin and wait to ambush any Reds that arrived. (I was on the Blue team.) Little did we know, however, that there was a wasp's nest hidden under a carpet.

I had a wasp cling to my leg, but in the darkness I assumed it was someone else brush their leg against mine. How very wrong I was.

My friend got the worst of it - He inadvertantly jumped on the nest under the carpet, and this angered the wasps. He was the first to experience their sheer, blind fury as he was repeatly attacked no less than 14 times.

Once we discovered the terror that had been dormantly lying in wait for us, we ran for the door, only to find that the latch had clicked down! Needless to say, in our panic we broke the cabin door in our pursuit of freedom.

Once we were all out, my friend Adam decided to have one last act of retaliation against the army we had encountered, by picking up a broken stick and throwing it at the nest.

On our way back to the base, we encountered several wasps that had followed us. With the might of our sticks and boots, we valiantly fought and defeated this scum. Each one of us had attained a wound that Savlon could not heal.

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#39
strike it with a blunt object: bat, club younger sibling.


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