#1
a pound and a half of cookie dough
(thats the weight when its warm)

And i need to dispose of it within an hour or so

i dont really feel like baking it, but worst comes to worst i will
ideas?

and i know its a womans job, but i love cookie dough, so i decided to make it.
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#2
ummm. Eat it?
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i made a massive rolo once, it was sweet
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now that sounds like a plan
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awesome pun there.
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#8
.....mold it into a woman and **** it. j/k id attempt to eat it. whatevers left , wad it up and throw it at the elderly
#9
haha, no phallus would ever taste so sweet.
but i dont have frosting
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1.hire a hooker
2.bring her to your house
3.wipe cookie dough all over yourself
4.make the hooker videotape you play guitar with cookie dough all over yourself...

seriously though eat it....
#12
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#13
I'm making barbecue. It has been marinating for 19 hours so far, 4 more hours and I am going to cook it. Barbeque > cookies
#15
just make a big ass cookie
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awesome pun there.
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#17
I had cookie dough once that I didn't feel like taking the time to do anything with. But I went ahead and just made a giant cookie. That's a pretty easy process. You don't have to like space out the dough or anything. Just throw it in a pan and spread it out flat.
#18
Pretend to give it to a three year old then be like "HAHA joking" then eat it infront of him and laugh as he cries.
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#19
Seriously though, make something wierd out of it. Put it in a cake mold and bake it, see how it turns out.
#20
You could just put it in your neighbors mail boxes, that's what I'd do atleast
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haha, no phallus would ever taste so sweet.
but i dont have frosting

Well then you obviously haven't tasted my phallus

Instead of frosting you could use tooth paste to decorate it and offer it to your family, they'll never see it coming (lolpun).
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Pretend to give it to a three year old then be like "HAHA joking" then eat it infront of him and laugh as he cries.

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#23
hmm.
i think my gf wants it
and i cant keep it cause i wasnt supposed to make it
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