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So I like to play with a group of guys, and lots of times we'll play at a private school or church or party, well if we're at the first two, not a show goes by that we're told that rock is the devil and we're helping spread satanism or something. They even claim that our songs are sexually stimulating, if you can listen to a big guys deep voice and get an erection, you're gay, just that simple. Has this ever happened to you? No not the erection the jesus freak part, lol...
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Doesn't sound like christians, more like chavs
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#3
Yeah, well they call themselves fundamentalists and protecters of all things holy, but yeah not very christlike, note this is not meant to spark a religous debate
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If they were against your music why would they let you play in the first place?
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#5
its not usually the event organizers, just folks in the crowd...
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Is it just me that has failed to notice the bible mention Rock?
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So I like to play with a group of guys, and lots of times we'll play at a private school or church or party, well if we're at the first two, not a show goes by that we're told that rock is the devil and we're helping spread satanism or something. They even claim that our songs are sexually stimulating, if you can listen to a big guys deep voice and get an erection, you're gay, just that simple. Has this ever happened to you? No not the erection the jesus freak part, lol...

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#8
As a Christian, I agree with the first two responses... that's just idiotic
#9
I'm just wondering whether people get erections listening to my deep voice.
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They even claim that our songs are sexually stimulating, if you can listen to a big guys deep voice and get an erection, you're gay, just that simple.


Unless of course you have an audience INCLUDING members of the female gender.
Because a women quite possibly COULD become sexually stimulated by a big guys deep voice, WITHOUT getting an erection.

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Is it just me that has failed to notice the bible mention Rock?

The bible doesnt mention breathing either but we do it...
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Unless of course you have an audience INCLUDING members of the female gender.

I hope the females arnt getting erections!! no!! man, nasty image!
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Is it just me that has failed to notice the bible mention Rock?


sure it does, just they didn't have amps back then so it was all acoustic rock.
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Is it just me that has failed to notice the bible mention Rock?



that is a great point.
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#17
Tell me more about giving people erections with my deep voice. It could prove a useful skill*

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yeah
people are insane in general
as a Christian, I'll admit that there are alot of groups out there who are WAY too far gone
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yeah
people are insane in general
as a Christian, I'll admit that there are alot of groups out there who are WAY too far gone

Ya, my neighbor Jesus was talking to me about that the other day
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Unless of course you have an audience INCLUDING members of the female gender.
Because a women quite possibly COULD become sexually stimulated by a big guys deep voice, WITHOUT getting an erection.

She could also get aroused by a priest's voice and the voices of the boys in the church choir ( if some actually do), but that's allowed, isn't it? This is just a typical old person's response to something they don't like personally, because they feel the need to impose their opinion on people when talking about something and to keep it valid, they'll add false authority to their statements, anyone with half a mind can see how fake their words are and how silly they sound
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So I like to play with a group of guys, and lots of times we'll play at a private school or church or party, well if we're at the first two, not a show goes by that we're told that rock is the devil and we're helping spread satanism or something. They even claim that our songs are sexually stimulating, if you can listen to a big guys deep voice and get an erection, you're gay, just that simple. Has this ever happened to you? No not the erection the jesus freak part, lol...

Really? Then I'm pretty fucking gay!
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She could also get aroused by a priest's voice and the voices of the boys in the church choir ( if some actually do), but that's allowed, isn't it? This is just a typical old person's response to something he doesn't like personally, because they feel the need to impose their opinion on something and keep it valid, they'll add false authority to their statements, anyone with half a mind can see how fake their words are and how silly they sound


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Too Many Wtf Smileys!!?!!!?!


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#26
Those kinds of christians are the most hypocritical people in existance.

The bible tells them to spread the gospel to non-believers. Instead they stay cooped up and don't mingle with anyone other than people who are already christians.

The bible tells them to be tolerant, when in reality they can't stand anything that is outiside their narrow lane of security.

Seriously, the most hardcore of christians out there are the least christian people I know.
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#28
you've clearly met some weird christians...

the ones who don't like christian rock.. clearly. they probably sing hymns or something silly like that..

xD don't worry they're not all crazy.
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You would like to play with a group of guys

Queer.


Umm... I luld but, you knwo what I mean
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#31
I think the problem here is dumbasses who have took christianity the wrong way, and take it way to seriously. I know, i have a friend just the same. I don't personally believe in god or that jesus was the massiah. But if you see them again, tell them to take a good look at themselves, ask them if that is what jesus would want, judging people, spreading ignorance and just being a plain jerk off. Tell them jesus helped people so should you.
That oughta work, i sure hope so since i just typed all that out off the top of my head.
#32
You live inKansas. You only have to exhale quickly and you'll suddenly have some guy wearing a huge gold cross chasing you down the street throwing Bibles at you.
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Those kinds of christians are the most hypocritical people in existance.

The bible tells them to spread the gospel to non-believers. Instead they stay cooped up and don't mingle with anyone other than people who are already christians.
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Im alright with that part as it means they'll normally leave me alone and I don't have to listen to there dam preaching.
#34
dude this exact same thing happend to a christian band from around here, so the put "devil music for jesus" on the back of their shirts and the christian people like that shut up. i have that shirt btw......
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Is it just me that has failed to notice the bible mention Rock?


Et ego dico tibi, quia tu es Petrus, et super hanc petram ædificabo Ecclesiam meam, et portæ inferi non prævalebunt adversus eam.

jesus' church was BUILT on rock!

not to be confused with the city built on rock and roll. which failed.

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#36
do u play rammstein?

ever watch the video of buck dich on youtube?very homoerotic

and no i never had a christian bash ROCK...i would kill them...
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The bible tells them to spread the gospel to non-believers. Instead they stay cooped up and don't mingle with anyone other than people who are already christians..


really? cause i'm pretty sure i hear tons of stories of people bitching about christians 'spreading the gospel'.
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#38
lol wow yea christ freaks are retarded
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#39
Speaking as a Christian, they sound retarded.
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Dude next time just show them this.... http://youtube.com/watch?v=eB6vPwwBGGs , than ask them which is worse. That should shut them up.
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