#1
So, guys are here hooking up the gas line in my house to a barbecue. There have been numerous houses in my area that have exploded because of guys not hooking them up correctly. I am right inside the house while they are doing this. Crap.
Be cool.
#2
alright, see you later.
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#5
Run Away !
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#8
Say hi to Cliff Burton, Jimi Hendrix, and Bon Scott for me.
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#11
Tell someone like the police?
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#12
make sure you plug the black cord into the red cord then have them both connected to green one then tie into the white one and remove the green one and you should be ok.
#14
Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door. . .

Say Jim I said hi, and that he was right. People ARE strange.
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#17
First, grab your damn guitars and I guess your wallet or something.. then take the fu(k off and head for the hills. You might meet your roof there once the house blows up..
#18
Dude!!! video tape it and put it on youtube (from outside the house, preferably, just so the footage survives)
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#19
why the **** are you here?! turning to the pit of all places?! DO SOMTHING!
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#21
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#23
Light a cigarrete and if the house explodes you have a problem.
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#24
call the people you don't like and tell them they suck, then when you realize you didn't die, prepare to be hit.
#25
wild thedude051 fled.....
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#28
LEAVE THIS PLACE. Leave your house and wait a couple days to come back. Bring your guitars,computer and wallet.
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#29
Push your house somewhere where the fire won't get it.

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#32
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#33
explosion=big fire=more BBQ, which means you can share with all of us.

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#35
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First, grab your damn guitars and I guess your wallet or something.. then take the fu(k off and head for the hills. You might meet your roof there once the house blows up..

Run to the hills! Run for your life...
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#36
Hook up a live internet video feed so we can watch your house explode.
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