#1
There designed to make you gain weight and basically , im 18 i weigh 10 stone and I need more weight because I feel too skinny , any weight gain suggestions?


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Go to McDonalds.
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Just eat tons of calories. Basiccaly everything they tell you to avoid when on a diet, eat more of. I'm meant to be gaining weight as well and I'm urged to just eat chocolate and stuff all the time.
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go to the bodybuilding and nutrition thread. find it in the bug thread sticky at the top of the pit
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BK, eat a triple whopper cheese and bacon supersize meal with a coke. its pushing 2000ish calories!
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You need to build more muscle.
Go to the bodybuilding & nutrition thread
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#8
microwaved ice cream or some **** like that is real good for this sort of stuff.
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There designed to make you gain weight and basically , im 18 i weigh 10 stone and I need more weight because I feel too skinny , any weight gain suggestions?


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Why don't you go here, and ask about bulking.
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#11
Don't forget, if you completely neglect healthy food, you will become malnourished, no matter the quantity of food you're eating.
#12
u want to gain healthy weight so just eat a lot of protein like steaks and chicken and stuff liek that
#13
Don't just fatty foods. Just try to eat lots and lots of food as well, keep pushing yourself, lots of proteins and don't exercise.
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There designed to make you gain weight and basically , im 18 i weigh 10 stone and I need more weight because I feel too skinny , any weight gain suggestions?


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Well how tall are you?
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#15
alright, no. just no. don't use those diets. you might get a belly.
go and workout or something. eat an avocado.
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#17
get fat. be sedentary. are you american? this hould be easier if youre american.
#18
Do you want to gain fat weight or lean muscle weight?
For muscle just lift heavy weights to build size. Do a weight you can only do 5 to 9 reps of.
For fat weight, become an american.
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For fat weight, become an american.

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get fat. be sedentary. are you american? this hould be easier if youre american.


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ah if you feel skinny you'd best gain some muscle, it ways more and you won't end up a fatty.

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besides 140 isn't too bad, just gain some muscle. girls like skinny guys opposed to fat guys
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Do you want to gain fat weight or lean muscle weight?
For muscle just lift heavy weights to build size. Do a weight you can only do 5 to 9 reps of.
For fat weight, become an american.


I'm american, i'm not fat. no one in my family is overweight. I don't know many people that are overweight. believe it or not, not all stereotypes are right.

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#23
If you wanna be fat, go to Mickey D's


If you wanna bulk up, just drink protein shakes and eat stuff like steak, eggs, and peanuts, and do random exercises, as well as jogging and lifting weights. It's harder than eating McDonalds, but its healthier and putting on muscle will make you heavier than getting fat.
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I'm american, i'm not fat. no one in my family is overweight. I don't know many people that are overweight. believe it or not, not all stereotypes are right.


I know. I'm American too. But I'm just poking fun at the stereotype.
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I'm american, i'm not fat. no one in my family is overweight. I don't know many people that are overweight. believe it or not, not all stereotypes are right.

True, not very many ppl in my family are fat, nor am I. Yes, there is a lot of fat ppl here, but it doesn't mean we all are.
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