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#1
So I was reading through Cosmo magazine last night (yea, haha, get over it.) and I stumbled across this Mad Libs like thing. I read through it and thought that UG could make some really funny scenarios. So, here's the story; knock yourselves out.

You're a girl in the story btw, so just role play, k?

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It's , and we're feeling frisky while at [location not traditionally

associated with sex]. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

[woman's costume]; for less apparant reasons, you're in a [man's costume]. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than [famous woman]" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the [something people swim or bathe in].

As we're drying off, I take my [appendage] and slowly rub it round your [erogenous

zone]. You lose control and grab a [household object] and rub it seductively against

my [body part]. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some [gooey, edible substance], then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

[body part]. We then have wild sex for [period of time], switching from [sex

position/move] to [sex position/move] before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we [whatever activity your heart desires.]
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#2
It's the crack of noon, and we're feeling frisky while at the funeral. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a zombie costume; for less apparant reasons, you're naked. You
lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Agatha Christie" Once we're
alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the barrell.
As we're drying off, I take my [appendage best not mentioned] and slowly rub it round your Willie Dickinson. You lose control and grab a cheesegrater and rub it seductively against
my buttocks. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator
to grab some Low-fat Mayonaise, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your
[body part]. We then have wild sex 'till hell freezes over, switching from [sex
position/move] to [sex position/move] before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,
we made a thread about it on UG.
#3
It's sexy time, and we're feeling frisky while at church. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a Mrs. Claus' costume; for less apparant reasons, you're in a Satan's costume. You lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Michael Jackson" Once we're alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the urinal. As we're drying off, I take my foot and slowly rub it round your balls. You lose control and grab a plunger and rub it seductively against my armpit. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator to grab some jello, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your anus. We then have wild sex forever, switching from anal to anal before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward, we murder everyone in church and continue having an orgy in their pools of blood.


amidoinitrite?
#4
It's Chico Time, and we're feeling frisky while at Tesco. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a Nazi Uniform; for less apparant reasons, you're in a Doctor Who Alien Costume. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Cilla Black" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the kiddies paddling pool.

As we're drying off, I take my tentacle and slowly rub it round your back of your knee. You lose control and grab a lamp shade and rub it seductively against

my ulna. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some Good Burger special sauce, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your saiyan tail. We then have wild sex for 3.14159 seconds, switching from crouching tiger to hidden dragon before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward, we re-enact the entire of Casino Royale.
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#5
It's [noon], and we're feeling frisky while at [The nursing home]. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

[koala bear costume]; for less apparant reasons, you're in a [wonder woman costume]. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than [rosie o'donnel]" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the [shower].

As we're drying off, I take my [ear] and slowly rub it round your [asshole]. You lose control and grab a [saw] and rub it seductively against

my [head]. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some [corn syrup], then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

[knee]. We then have wild sex for [34 seconds], switching from [missionary] to [wheel barrow] before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we [eat all the fat drippings from mcdonalds]
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Behringer GM108
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#7
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It's Chico Time, and we're feeling frisky while at Tesco. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a Nazi Uniform; for less apparant reasons, you're in a Doctor Who Alien Costume. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Cilla Black" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the kiddies paddling pool.

As we're drying off, I take my tentacle and slowly rub it round your back of your knee. You lose control and grab a lamp shade and rub it seductively against

my ulna. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some Good Burger special sauce, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your saiyan tail. We then have wild sex for 3.14159 seconds, switching from crouching tiger to hidden dragon before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward, we re-enact the entire of Casino Royale.



EPIC WIN
#9
It's [2:31 AM ], and we're feeling frisky while at [Denny's]. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

[Virgin Mary costume]; for less apparant reasons, you're in a [Sean Connery costume]. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than [Oprah]" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the [jello pool].

As we're drying off, I take my [pinky toe] and slowly rub it round your [asshole]. You lose control and grab a [tampon] and rub it seductively against

my [wenis]. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some [honey mustard salad dressing], then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

[nose]. We then have wild sex for [42 years], switching from [dirty sanchez] to [talian hanger] before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we [play pokemon together.]
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#10
It's feeding time, and we're feeling frisky while at Taco Bell. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt; for less apparant reasons, you're in a chicen suit. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Rosie O'Donnel" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the port-a-potty.

As we're drying off, I take my spleen and slowly rub it round your pancreas. You lose control and grab a cactus and rub it seductively against

my asshole. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some Jello, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

kidneys. We then have wild sex for 3.14159265358979323846264338 (pi) seconds, switching from [sex

position/move] to [sex position/move] before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we mosh.
LTD KH-602
Schecter Hellraiser C-8
Bugera 333X
Pedalboard:
Boss TU-2, HM-2
EHX Big Muff Pi w/ Tone Wicker
Crybaby From Hell
Way Huge Swollen Pickel
DeviEver: Legend of Fuzz
MXR Phase 90 Script, Carbon Copy, MC-401
#12
It's [the crack of Noon], and we're feeling frisky while at [The pillar of Autumn]. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

[Master Chief costume]; for less apparant reasons, you're in a [Arbiter costume]. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than [Cortana]" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the [cooling tank].

As we're drying off, I take my [spartan laser] and slowly rub it round your [covenant carbine]. You lose control and grab a [plasma pistol] and rub it seductively against

my [helmet]. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some [plasma grenades], then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

[Elite body]. We then have wild sex for [over 9,000 years], switching from [Flood fisting] to [halo licking] before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we [kill the brutes, and finish the game with an anti-climatic ending, that sucked even worse than the one on Halo 2]
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#13
It's midnight, and we're feeling frisky while at mcDonalds. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

bra; for less apparant reasons, you're in a tuxedo. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than jessica alba at the beach" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the bath.

As we're drying off, I take my ear and slowly rub it round your stomach. You lose control and grab a cup and rub it seductively against

my nose. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some jelly, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

dick. We then have wild sex for 10 minutes, switching from sex

position to a move to before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we play the tambourine.


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#14
This thread is just a little bit ridiculous.


I like it.
Mmmm, coffee


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Sharing is caring. *holds out hands*
*inserts penis?*
#15
It's 2 in the morning and we're feeling frisky while at Mickey D's. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

birthday suit; for less apparant reasons, you're in a bunny costume. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Terry Schiavo" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the hot tub filled with pudding.

As we're drying off, I take my ass and slowly rub it round your third nipple. You lose control and grab a bottle of mayonnaise and rub it seductively against

my ear. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some cottage cheese, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

hairy, naked thighs. We then have wild sex for 49 seconds, switching from doggy style to cleveland steamer before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we walk outside and explode.
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#16
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It's [the crack of Noon], and we're feeling frisky while at [The pillar of Autumn]. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

[Master Chief costume]; for less apparant reasons, you're in a [Arbiter costume]. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than [Cortana]" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the [cooling tank].

As we're drying off, I take my [spartan laser] and slowly rub it round your [covenant carbine]. You lose control and grab a [plasma pistol] and rub it seductively against

my [helmet]. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some [plasma grenades], then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

[Elite body]. We then have wild sex for [over 9,000 years], switching from [Flood fisting] to [halo licking] before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we [kill the brutes, and finish the game with an anti-climatic ending, that sucked even worse than the one on Halo 2]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at anything on this site. I was having trouble breathing because I was laughing so hard.
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#17
It's [the crack of noon], and we're feeling frisky while at [the family reunion].

Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

[**** ton of makeup and curlers in my hair]; for less apparant reasons, you're in a [tuxedo t-shirt]. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than [that chick on the Nascar commercials]" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the [pond behind 7/11].

As we're drying off, I take my [finger] and slowly rub it round your [toothless mouth]. You

lose control and grab a [lamp] and rub it seductively against

my [toe]. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some [barbecue sauce], then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

. We then have wild sex for [two whole minutes], switching from [doggy style]

to [bounty hunter] before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we [pop open a beer and watch the next sporting event to come on.]
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#18

It's nightfall, and we're feeling frisky while at Arrakeen. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

Stillsuit; for less apparent reasons, you're in a Sarduakar uniform. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than the Lady Jessica" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the qanat.

As we're drying off, I take my thumper and slowly rub it round your drum sand. You lose control and grab a crysknife and rub it seductively against

my thigh pads. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some of the Water of Life, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

Chest pumps. We then have wild sex for teh lulz HOUSE ATREIDES, switching from the "Muad'dib" to the "Desert ass" before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we rid our world of the Harkonnen scum.
#20
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I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at anything on this site. I was having trouble breathing because I was laughing so hard.


Thanks! You're now in my sig.
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#21
It's time to get a watch, and we're feeling frisky while at the bus stop. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

teletubby costume; for less apparant reasons, you're in a big fat italian man costume. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Hilliary Clinton" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the potato grease.

As we're drying off, I take my achilles tendon and slowly rub it round your forehead. You lose control and grab a steak knife and rub it seductively against

my eye lid. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some krafts macaroni and cheese, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

knee cap. We then have wild sex for a month and a half, switching from awkward position to awkward position before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we play pictionary with some college friends.
Well, life is too short, so love the one you got
'Cause you might get runover or you might get shot
#22
It's 10 am, and we're feeling frisky while at the Holocaust Museum in Washington, DC.

Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

female's cryogenic suite from Lost In Space; for less apparant reasons, you're in a Robby

the Robot suite. You lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Cher" Once

we're alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the North Atlantic.

As we're drying off, I take my appendage and slowly rub it round your junk.

You lose control and grab a lamp and rub it seductively against

my stomach. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some mayonnaise, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

knees. We then have wild sex for 10 years, switching from the sincere plumber to the

intoxicated deep sea angler fish. before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we assemble some vintage cars in an old fashioned factory in Europe.
We're only strays.
#23
It's 2am, and we're feeling frisky while at a random gay bar. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

Micheal Jackson costume with my mullet; for less apparent reasons, you're in a kid's costume. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Charlize Theron in Monster" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the swamp behind my dump.

As we're drying off, I take my welfare check and slowly rub it round your hairy penis, although you're a she. You lose control and grab a bag of crack and rub it seductively against

my mustache. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some outdated milk, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

hairy and cheese-stinking vagina. We then have wild sex for 6 hours, switching from 69 to mustache-to-mustache before climaxing simultaneously. Afterwards,

we have a beer and smoke a cigarette, and do things girls do.

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#24
It's early morning, and we're feeling frisky while at a Dragonforce Recording session. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a
thong; for less apparant reasons, you're in a pair of furry undies and weilding a sword. You lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Martha Stewart" Once we're
alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the boiling cauldron.
As we're drying off, I take my lightsaber and slowly rub it round your earlobe. You lose control and grab a baseball bat and rub it seductively against
my face. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator
to grab some Frank's Red Hot sauce, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your
p3n0r. We then have wild sex for 2 minutes, switching from missionary
to falling asleep before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward, we battle people online on Pokemon Diamond.
Need fashion advice?

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#25
It's sex o'clock, and we're feeling frisky while at the bowling alley. Because of a

performance I was just in, I'm wearing a leotard; for less apparant reasons, you're in a space suit. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Dolly Parton" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the piss.

As we're drying off, I take my elbow and slowly rub it round your manboobs. You lose control and grab a vegetable peeler and rub it seductively against

my breasts. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some mayonnaise, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

ass. We then have wild sex for 10 seconds, switching from missionary to spooning before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we go on Jerry Springer.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#26
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It's sex o'clock, and we're feeling frisky while at the bowling alley. Because of a

performance I was just in, I'm wearing a leotard; for less apparant reasons, you're in a space suit. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Dolly Parton" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the piss.

As we're drying off, I take my elbow and slowly rub it round your manboobs. You lose control and grab a vegetable peeler and rub it seductively against

my breasts. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some mayonnaise, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

ass. We then have wild sex for 10 seconds, switching from missionary to spooning before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we go on Jerry Springer.


And now I have boner. Thank you, Reva. And I can't even pleasure myself since I now have to go to a dinner party. I hope you're happy.


*leaves thread,chuntering about inconsiderate posters*
#28
It's hammer time, and we're feeling frisky while at primary school.

Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a Mudkip costume; for less apparant reasons, you're in a giant hotdog outfit.

You lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Danny DeVito in a sauna". Once we're alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the Kool Aid.

As we're drying off, I take my chihuahua and slowly rub it round your floor. You lose control and grab a breadknife and rub it seductively against my dog.

In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator to grab some manure, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your ear. We then have wild sex for 36 seconds, switching from channel to channel before climaxing simultaneously.

Afterwards, we take out our robes and wizard hats and go for something more kinky.
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#29
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And now I have boner. Thank you, Reva. And I can't even pleasure myself since I now have to go to a dinner party. I hope you're happy.


*leaves thread,chuntering about inconsiderate posters*

Baby I'll eat mayonnaise off your ass any day


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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#30
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Baby I'll eat mayonnaise off your ass any day




GODDAMN YOU SUCCUBUS, I JUST GOT RID OF IT AND NOW IT'S BACK

I unleashed the fucking fury with capslock and it was so wrong but felt so right.
#31
It's 9 o' clock , and we're feeling frisky while at a toy store

Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a pink thong with polka dots,

pink high heels, a pink tanktop and thats it ; for less apparant reasons, you're in a

speedo. You lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Jessica Alba"

Once we're alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the pool.

As we're drying off, I take my left heel and slowly rub it round your right ear. You lose

control and grab a fork and rub it seductively against

my knee.In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some honey, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your arm pit.

We then have wild sex for 2 hours, switching from rising dog

to prancing tiger before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

you stay and wash my clothes while i play guitar.
#32
It's that time of the month, and we're feeling frisky while at Hooters. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

sailor moon outfit; for less apparant reasons, you're in a hello kitty costume. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Hilary Clinton" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the acid pool, which as acid on it, and is a pool.

As we're drying off, I take my knee brace and slowly rub it round your ass crack. You lose control and grab a magnifying glass and rub it seductively against

my armpit. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some semen, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

bumhole. We then have wild sex for 28.3 seconds, switching from jumping frog style to crouching peadophile before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we masturbate to some old school sailor moon.


Is this good enough?
#33
Heres mine...........

It's Miller time, and we're feeling frisky while at a butcher shop. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a tree costume; for less apparant reasons, you're in an elf costume. You lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Martha Stewart". Once we're alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the French fry grease. As we're drying off, I take my vajay-jay and slowly rub it round your winky. You lose control and grab a steak and rub it seductively against my asshole. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator to grab some barbecue sauce, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your scalp. We then have wild sex for seven days, switching from doggy style to horsey style before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward, we eat babies.

Jack my swag
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#34
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Heres mine...........

It's Miller time, and we're feeling frisky while at a butcher shop. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a tree costume; for less apparant reasons, you're in an elf costume. You lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Martha Stewart". Once we're alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the French fry grease. As we're drying off, I take my vajay-jay and slowly rub it round your winky. You lose control and grab a steak and rub it seductively against my asshole. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator to grab some barbecue sauce, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your scalp. We then have wild sex for seven days, switching from doggy style to horsey style before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward, we eat babies.

That just made your post ten times funnier.
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#35
It's sexy time! and we're feeling frisky while at the vh-1 monster truck crash challenge. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing corpse paint; for less apparant reasons, you're in a clown costume. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than fried chicken" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the pirate bay.

As we're drying off, I take my blender and slowly rub it round your raging red rocket. You lose control and grab a pie and rub it seductively against

my face. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some goofy goober ice cream, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

unconscious sister. We then have wild sex for the camera, switching from cnn to fox news before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we die.
#36
It's [4:00 AM], and we're feeling frisky while at [EB Games]. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

[Master Chief]; for less apparant reasons, you're in a [Capt. Falcon uniform]. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than [Brian Peppers]" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the [Septic Tank].

As we're drying off, I take my [Gills] and slowly rub it round your [eyes]. You lose control and grab a [Steak Knife] and rub it seductively against

my [Toe webbings]. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some [4 month old milk], then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

[anus]. We then have wild sex for [-0.34 seconds], switching from [ceiling] to [the front yard] before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we [played with teh mudkipz.]
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#37
It's evening, and we're feeling frisky while at our children's school assembly. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a banana; for less apparant reasons, you're in a donut. You lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than me" Once we're alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the toilet. As we're drying off, I take my forearm and slowly rub it round your anus. You lose control and grab a knife and rub it seductively against my penis. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator
to grab some emrcury, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your
vagina. We then have wild sex for over 9000 hours, switching from secksbutt to ********* before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,
we go to church.
#38
It's time to get moving, and we're feeling frisky while at your moms house. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

giant hamster ball; for less apparant reasons, you're in a big fat italian sausage costume. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than your mother" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the port-o-potty.

As we're drying off, I take my throbbing veiny big toe and slowly rub it round your fathers balls. You lose control and grab your mom and rub it seductively against

my housecat,Mr.Fluffems. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some wet dog food, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

fathers knee cap. We then have wild sex all the way thru the Joel Olsteen service on TV, switching from your mom on top to you father on top before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we talk about the STD's you just go from me.
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It's Chico Time, and we're feeling frisky while at Tesco. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a Nazi Uniform; for less apparant reasons, you're in a Doctor Who Alien Costume. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than Cilla Black" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the kiddies paddling pool.

As we're drying off, I take my tentacle and slowly rub it round your back of your knee. You lose control and grab a lamp shade and rub it seductively against

my ulna. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some Good Burger special sauce, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your saiyan tail. We then have wild sex for 3.14159 seconds, switching from crouching tiger to hidden dragon before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward, we re-enact the entire of Casino Royale.


I seriously had to wipe a tear from the corner of my eye just then.
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It's pooing time, and we're feeling frisky while at toilets. Because of a performance I was just in, I'm wearing a

poo costume; for less apparant reasons, you're in a bum costume. You

lean in to me and whisper, "You look even hotter than a slushy poo" Once we're

alone, we quickly disrobe for a quick dip in the runny poo bath.

As we're drying off, I take my poo and slowly rub it round your anus

zone. You lose control and grab anal beads and rub it seductively against

my ass. In a moment of inspiration, you jump up and go to the refrigerator

to grab some frozen poo, then bring it over. I slowly devour it off your

chest. We then have wild sex for 20 seconds, switching from poo eating position to poo drinking position before climaxing simultaneously. Afterward,

we drink some period juice
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