#1
please read this http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2828044/1/
there's a submit review button at the bottom...you know what to do

be sure to read a few of the chapters for maximum funnies
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#3

this has to be a joke.

"felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert."
#4
Lol! Whatthe**** is that?!?
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#5
icumblood.


What? I didz it rong?

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#6
The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.


I find it hard to believe there's 20 chapters. =\
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#7
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#10
This is ****ing stupid. It's not even funny, it's just sad.
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#11
I thought this was some MS paint a car or something along those lines.

I only thought two things when I read this:
1.) What the hell is this?
2.)Kinda weird that two out of twenty chapters have names and the rest are just Chapter #.

Probably should have read more than some of a paragraph, but I couldn't.
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#12
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

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#14
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

this is so ridiculous.
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#16
AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz!


Fail, anyone?
ugh, lame.
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#17
He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.


Of **** I just rofl'd
#18
GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it makes me want to bang my head on the wall, i feel sorry for this person, i mean i really really do.

that is what being confused looks like

EDIT: love how "we smoked ciggarettes and drugs" as if drugs were some unspecific thing, nonsense. . . . I am willing to bet this girl has never had sex or done drugs (probably does cut herself lol) and is about 200lbs or so.... or just 13 years old or both

or a big troll, in which case a reallly really good troll
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#19
WEveryone should write the one review and like, keep sending it

Just have

"****"


and nothing else.

EDIT:
“Abra Kedavra!” he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb
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#20
This made me die a little inside when I read it from the old thread.
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#21
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so ****ing depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t ****ing believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.



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#22
I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so ****ing depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t ****ing believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

author was hungry at this point in the story

EDIT: Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly

wtf is that you ask? i say its the best thing in the whole story, a new word, combining triumphantly and elephant, author is like a modern day shakespeare
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#23
We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.


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#24
"Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

“Because you’re goffic?” Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan."

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#25
i realized this thing has like 50 chapters, **** it i'm done, the troll chapter is win though
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#26
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WEveryone should write the one review and like, keep sending it

Just have

"****"


and nothing else.

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