#6
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

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#7
wow i was about to upload a pic till i read TS post
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Captainjack666
the lord of sexyness...
#8
women are only good for 3 things:
cooking
cleaning
&... VAGINAS
Quote by gorecore=me
is a bidet a type of crisp?
#11
lmfao "something something in the month of may" ...
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#12


BAHAHAHAHAHAH the best
Quote by The Spoon
Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#14
That was pretty good.

Edit: "We have nothing to fear but fear of tigers"

Jack my swag
Last edited by gopherthegreat at Jul 10, 2008,
#16
Everyday normal guy is amazing funny
Quote by guitarhero_764
I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

Ibanez ATK300 ◈ Sansamp VT Bass ◈ EHX Nano Small Stone ◈ Hartke LH500 ◈ Ashdown/Celestion 115
#17
Quote by jonlajoie

New music video coming soon (sorry for the delay, I've been busy taking drugs and having sex with obese hookers). I am also working on a new street sign for turtles.

lol
I don't remember where I was,
When I realized life was a game.
The more seriously I took things,
The harder the rules became.
#19
Quote by ScottB.
Everyday normal guy is amazing funny


I'm just a regular everyday normal guy....NOTHIN SPECIAL BOUT ME MOTHA****A!
#20
"If you never get laid put your hands up.
If you barely get paid put your hands up."

Niiice
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#21
Quote by BassistGal
"If you never get laid put your hands up.
If you barely get paid put your hands up."

Niiice

My parents are really nice people Mutha Fcka.
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#25
Am I only one who deosn't find it funny at all?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#26
Quote by MedicreDemon
Am I only one who deosn't find it funny at all?

Yes.
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#30
"i get nervous in social situations"

being a fan of psychology made that line 10192019291209x better
dude, what about an actual solo in death metal instead of that poof from linkin park. Think of Pulse of the Maggots - Bed Of Razors


#1 MEMEBER OF THE OFFICIAL THRASH METAL FAN CLUB (PM URE FAV BANDS TO ME TO JOIN)
#31
Quote by JonLajoie
Not my best work but still I think I did ok. Thanks for your appreciation guys!

Wow it's actually you! My kudos. I salute you .
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#32
Quote by JonLajoie
Not my best work but still I think I did ok. Thanks for your appreciation guys!



I can give you good sex 'cause I'm really good at sex.
#34
Quote by The Spoon


i love his dance


+1
Quote by blackenedktulu
CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#35
Well, I was all ready to show you my genitalia but noooooooooooooo you have to go all here is a youtube video called show me your genitals. I'm gonna go cry now.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#36
This isn't very funny. Now I have to put my camera away.
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