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Inspired by the name of that thread what does the pit think the worst thing a girl could do to a guy is?and no comments like 'use the searchbar' please and thank you.
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Not swallow their spunk.

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The other day I heard about this chick who promised her boyfriend sex, handcuffed him to her bed and stuck a haircurler in his ass...turned it on, and left. The neighbors heard screams and came running...

What kinda bitch would do this?
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The other day I heard about this chick who promised her boyfriend sex, handcuffed him to her bed and stuck a haircurler in his ass...turned it on, and left. The neighbors heard screams and came running...

What kinda bitch would do this?


My kind of bitch.
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The worst thing a woman could do: Show him goatse.
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The other day I heard about this chick who promised her boyfriend sex, handcuffed him to her bed and stuck a haircurler in his ass...turned it on, and left. The neighbors heard screams and came running...

What kinda bitch would do this?


That sounds hot
#12
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The other day I heard about this chick who promised her boyfriend sex, handcuffed him to her bed and stuck a haircurler in his ass...turned it on, and left. The neighbors heard screams and came running...

What kinda bitch would do this?


A funny one
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#13
take him out for a nice seafood dinner and never call again
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The other day I heard about this chick who promised her boyfriend sex, handcuffed him to her bed and stuck a haircurler in his ass...turned it on, and left. The neighbors heard screams and came running...

What kinda bitch would do this?

i cringed when i read that......
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That sounds hot



I love the irony.
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Pretend it's his child.
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The other day I heard about this chick who promised her boyfriend sex, handcuffed him to her bed and stuck a haircurler in his ass...turned it on, and left. The neighbors heard screams and came running...

What kinda bitch would do this?


This.
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I'm confused, this thread is exactly the same as the other one, is it not?
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#20
not sleep with you
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Watch kids in a sandbox.....


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The other day I heard about this chick who promised her boyfriend sex, handcuffed him to her bed and stuck a haircurler in his ass...turned it on, and left. The neighbors heard screams and came running...

What kinda bitch would do this?


Christ on a bike.

She's horrible
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I love the irony.


Thats not irony

Thats pun

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I'm confused, this thread is exactly the same as the other one, is it not?

No that one was about his ex who he dumped because she didnt like his proposal ring orsomthin' i don't remember!this one is differrent!
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The other day I heard about this chick who promised her boyfriend sex, handcuffed him to her bed and stuck a haircurler in his ass...turned it on, and left. The neighbors heard screams and came running...

What kinda bitch would do this?



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#34
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Not swallow their spunk.

Boy, that's a real ego killer.



exactly.
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#35
I have a friend who said that his girl was ready to have sex, so they were alone in the bedroom and he said "as soon as I got my head in, she said she didn't feel like it.." poor guy
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That sounds hot

That was punbelievable
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Quote by deathforyouth
The other day I heard about this chick who promised her boyfriend sex, handcuffed him to her bed and stuck a haircurler in his ass...turned it on, and left. The neighbors heard screams and came running...

What kinda bitch would do this?


You know, I think I would much rather have what happened to me in my other thread than to have a powered on haircurler in my ass while cuffed to a bed. That just sucks. Although, a burned rectum will heal, whereas a chopped/bitten/indian burned off schlong is the worst.
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That was punbelievable


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