#1
I want to learn an impressive skill for teh lulz. What should I learn? Also let's discuss skills that the Pit possesses... Maybe make an army
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#2
Uhh. I can flap my wrist really fast so it cracks endlessly? I've been told not to do it... And it DOES really hurt after a while...
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#3
I spin pens/drumsticks/similar shaped things around my fingers.

I do it without noticing though, so when someone sees they're just like "What are you doing?"
#4
do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
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#6
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do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
an army of SNL references

That was from Rush Hour
#8
Quote by Snyde_Platypus
I want to learn an impressive skill for teh lulz. What should I learn? Also let's discuss skills that the Pit possesses... Maybe make an army


Learn how to climb **** A.K.A: Parkour. Youtube it. Srsly.

EDIT: Nooooo, a spelling mistake in the Pit, help meeeeeeeee........ (It's how my friend spelt it /naive). Also, fixed.
Last edited by captainoid at Jul 10, 2008,
#9
parkour. not park kour. idiot.
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#11
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Learn how to climb **** A.K.A: Park Kour. Youtube it. Srsly.



Dude, I ****ed up at that once, and I still have the scar on my scrote to prove it.


Damn, that was an embarassing visit to the ER.

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#13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjLuPAEAJJg

Learn that stuff. It's mostly throwing stuff and whatnot.
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#14
Quote by captainoid
Learn how to climb **** A.K.A: Parkour. Youtube it. Srsly.

EDIT: Nooooo, a spelling mistake in the Pit, help meeeeeeeee........ (It's how my friend spelt it /naive). Also, fixed.


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#15
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#16
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#17
I can put my whole fist in my mouth.
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#18
+1 for breakdancing. It's a timeless art form that prooves to everyone you're a total badass (at spinning on your head).
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#19
machete and weedeater skills. using either, I can trim a hedge into a shape.

quickly.
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#21
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I can put my whole fist in my mouth.


*oooh*
*yeah*
*shhh* don't ruin it!

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#24
learn to do drop to the ground in the splits so you can deliver a brutal punch to the balls
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#26
Something with drumsticks, I've seen Derrick Frost do this really sick thing, It's not just a spin with both hands he does something really weird with them.
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#27
I also say Parkour.

Or, if that's not your thing, Zippo tricks. Fire is always fun, and Zippo's are cool.

If not that... card tricks? Idk, I've seen some cool ones before... lol, not necessarily like 'magic' tricks, but like sleight of hand card manipulation stuff. Youtube XCM (extreme card manipulation).
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#28
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I spin pens/drumsticks/similar shaped things around my fingers.

I do it without noticing though, so when someone sees they're just like "What are you doing?"

People do that all the time. Are we looking for unique talents or just skills?


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#29
Uh, well considering you're on a guitar website, I assume you play guitar, and that's a skill.
#30
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I can partially dislocate both of my shoulders. Doesn't hurt at all and freaks people out.


Nice lol. I can do that too, and not only shoulders, wrists, fingers, toes and some other joints as well.
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#31
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*oooh*
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*shhh* don't ruin it!

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