#1
If your penis was an 80's rock/metal song, what would it be?

I think I'd go with Cum On Feel the Noise by Quiet Riot
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#6
Burning for you - Blue Oyster Cult
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#7
Dr Feelgood
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ok so one time i was totally wanking and then my mom walked in and my cat was in my room... she knocked first so i grabbed my cat and put it on my lap and started petting it to cover up but then i jizzed on my cat..
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#13
Slide it in-whitesnake lol
or
Godzilla-Blue oyster cult but pref Racer X
(is veiny roar)
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#14
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Slide it in-whitesnake


ROFL
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#15
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If your penis was an 80's rock/metal song, what would it be?

I think I'd go with Cum On Feel the Noise by Quiet Riot
Your penis would be a cover song? I don't know what that means...but probably nothing good.
#16
Holy Diver - Dio?? I have no idea what year this song was made and I don't care.
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#17
This thread is rather disturbing.

I'm not going to say anything, but tips to future posters in this thread.

The 5th track of the Judas Priest album released in 1988.
#18
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This thread is rather disturbing.

I'm not going to say anything, but tips to future posters in this thread.

The 5th track of the Judas Priest album released in 1988.

#21
Hearts on fire.

Not for any particular reason, just because that is the best song ever, and this is the best penis ever.
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#22
Quote by Regression
This thread is rather disturbing.

I'm not going to say anything, but tips to future posters in this thread.

The 5th track of the Judas Priest album released in 1988.


Psshh, 4th track is much more suited to this thread. "Cum and Get It" is a classic.
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#23
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This thread is rather disturbing.

I'm not going to say anything, but tips to future posters in this thread.

The 5th track of the Judas Priest album released in 1988.


Very good I like that I had to look it up to get the joke!!
Track 3 on their 84 release is pretty funny - Rock Hard Ride Free.

But their best is track 8 on the 1982 release. - You Got Another Thing Coming

Their whole damn discography seems to fit this thread!!
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#24
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Very good I like that I had to look it up to get the joke!!
Track 3 on their 84 release is pretty funny - Rock Hard Ride Free.

But their best is track 8 on the 1982 release. - You Got Another Thing Coming

Their whole damn discography seems to fit this thread!!


It does, I think we may be onto something...

I mean Love Zone, Turbo Lover, Exciter, come on, that is not just a coincidence. It seems all there songs are just references to their... love zone.
#25
Does "Beat it"Count?
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#26
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Does "Beat it"Count?



Sure...why not.
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#28
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Hmmm...maybe you should trim that.
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#29
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#30
80's song eh...

Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
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#32
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Psshh, 4th track is much more suited to this thread. "Cum and Get It" is a classic.

You kidding me, "Ram It Down" is easily the best track for this thread.