#6
series 3 when manny starts working at goliath books, simon pegg is amazing as the manager.
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#7
oh yea thats a classic

mines the one where they house sit for that guy and drink his wine and have to make new super wine....
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#8
Dylan Moran + Bill Bailey = WIN

One of my favs is the one with the security system that locks Manny in and Bernard out.

Also the ones where they try and re-constitute the ultra rare wine and the one where they write the childrens book.
#9
the one where they open a restaurant in the book store and Bernard's oven "can cook bits of oven!".
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#10
I've only seen it a few times, but it was bloody hilarious.
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#11
If you can clean ovens, you can clean me!!!


classic, classic, bill bailey and dylan moran, what more can a man want?

seriusly though, I love it, and dylans liner notes in the dvd boxset are pretty funn, if short
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#12
HOVER THE ROOF!

Ah, that show is/was a god send.

Personal favourite is probably the resteraunt one where Bernard tries to make Manny make a tower of soup, and when he does so destroys it saying there are no (for lack of a better word) ramparts.

Sheer Brilliance.
#14
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The one with the cleaning guy is dynamite too.

"Spider web in north east corner...... With beans..."


oh yea Manny: "you cant find anything in here! right now i'm eating eating scrambled eggs with a comb from a shoe!!".
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#15
"I'm going to headbutt you into a fine paste!"
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#16
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Dylan Moran + Bill Bailey = WIN

One of my favs is the one with the security system that locks Manny in and Bernard out.


This.

Black Books is awesome. I can play the theme tune.
#19
I love Black Books, my favourite is the one where they drink the pope's wine.

The best bit is when the cleaner says how dusty it is, and then waves his finger in the air and it is covered in dust.

Not so funny when you say it...
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#21
"Oh, and another thing, you have molluscs on your pipes."

"Yes, what of it?"

"Nothing, its just that they normally live in the sea."
#23
2 days ago I bought the 3 season boxset for about £10
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#25
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oh yea thats a classic

mines the one where they house sit for that guy and drink his wine and have to make new super wine....


+1

It's such a great show, one of my favourites.
#26
The Episode "The Entertainer" where Manny can miraculusly play the piano with no lessons, and he's inside it playing with spoons while Bernard and Fran pretend to play Flight of a million bumblebees, with one finger"

Also when Manny is trapped in the shop, reading the SAS survival book, cooking the wasps.

Im gonna go watch some black books on Virgin now haha
#29
it's an awsum sh... UK! KOFF! I've swallowed the little book of calm!
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
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#31
Quote by anal_parasite
Best Episode is when Bernard
and Manny maketheir own
childrens book


He is a.....mouse!
And he plays the...trombone!
He lives in a....bottlebank!
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#32
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Best Episode is when Bernard
and Manny maketheir own
childrens book


YES!

Bill Bailey and Dylan Moran are ****ing awesome!!!

Manny: Uh, he lives, he lives, um...
Bernard: This, this had better be good, Manny. This had better be perfect.
Manny: [Desperate] Ummm... bottlebank!
Bernard: [pauses, thinking]... Oho! Brilliant! Fabulous!
Manny: And he, uh, he... plays the trombone!
Bernard: Keep going, keep going!
Manny: And he only eats... erm... liquorice!
Bernard: Manny this is gold! Solid gold!
Manny: [more confident] His best friend is a... panda!
Bernard: [losing it completely] NO! NO! NO! Awful! Bilge! Child poison! You stay away from the story!


Funniest thing I have ever seen.
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#33
Also the episode where Bernard loses money in poker is HILARIOUS!
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#34
hahah so funny when they're drunk at the end


"leave her out of it she's just an ordinary lingerie model"
#35
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YES!

Bill Bailey and Dylan Moran are ****ing awesome!!!

Manny: Uh, he lives, he lives, um...
Bernard: This, this had better be good, Manny. This had better be perfect.
Manny: [Desperate] Ummm... bottlebank!
Bernard: [pauses, thinking]... Oho! Brilliant! Fabulous!
Manny: And he, uh, he... plays the trombone!
Bernard: Keep going, keep going!
Manny: And he only eats... erm... liquorice!
Bernard: Manny this is gold! Solid gold!
Manny: [more confident] His best friend is a... panda!
Bernard: [losing it completely] NO! NO! NO! Awful! Bilge! Child poison! You stay away from the story!


Funniest thing I have ever seen.



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#36
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YES!

Bill Bailey and Dylan Moran are ****ing awesome!!!

Manny: Uh, he lives, he lives, um...
Bernard: This, this had better be good, Manny. This had better be perfect.
Manny: [Desperate] Ummm... bottlebank!
Bernard: [pauses, thinking]... Oho! Brilliant! Fabulous!
Manny: And he, uh, he... plays the trombone!
Bernard: Keep going, keep going!
Manny: And he only eats... erm... liquorice!
Bernard: Manny this is gold! Solid gold!
Manny: [more confident] His best friend is a... panda!
Bernard: [losing it completely] NO! NO! NO! Awful! Bilge! Child poison! You stay away from the story!


Funniest thing I have ever seen.


Best part is when they're drunk
reading it out to themselves......

I gotta go watch it now!!!!!!!!!
#37
Bernards ice lolly makes me crack up everytime.

Just picture a bottle of wine with a stick in it that has been frozen and the glass smashed off.
#38
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..why must your post be better than mine


I stole it from Wikiqoute.

And when they read the story:

Manny: There's the elephant. He's happy with his balloon. Oh no! It's gone! Where is it? It's not behind the rhino. [Both shake heads] Look in the alligator's mouth.
Manny and Bernard: [In unison] It's not there either!
Manny: [Crescendo] Ohhhhhhh... The monkey's got it up the tree! He gives it back. They all drink lemonade. The end!




I must go watch it now.
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#39
This.

Plus, sig.

This show made me fall in love with Dylan Moran, he's fantastic in this and in his stand up.

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#40
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FRAN: You mean you sacked him



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