didn't even need to read it.
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I've always thought of David as the epitome of heterosexual male, so I didn't fall for the thread title for a minute. I was, however, very confused about what it could have been about until I read the article.

Quote by 12Jim34
Oh my, I fell for it and everything.

I can't help but head-bang to your metal version of the Gerudo Valley theme.
o'man they need to change that headline!

Poor Diomand Dave! He needs to stay away from them peanuts!
"I'm too weird to live but much too rare to die.."

RIP Jimmy Sullivan<3
For all the people that don't want to click the link, Roth has a nut allergy.
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Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullsh*t in order to be comfortable?

That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the f*ck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

lol at the last paragraph

"We at MusicRadar extend a heartfelt thanks to the police officers and medical staff, not only for restoring Roth to good health but, more importantly, sparing us all from having to deal with the thought of Sammy Hagar rejoining Van Halen"

thank you officiers