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#1
ok so i've seen alot on UG and just wanted to hear all of em.

i got one

"goin to war without france is like goin deer hunting without your accordian"

edit: or any other funny sayings for our enjoyment.
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#4
To describe a bad kisser:

"She was like a confused garage door, just opening and closing, opening and closing."

Not a fun night >_<
#8
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getting married for sex is like buying an airplane to get the little peanut packets.


hahaha awesome
The best thing about life is knowing you put it together
#9
that makes about as much sense as a Jewish pig farmer!

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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what this man says is correct.


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WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

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#12
My brain is falling apart like wet cake
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
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#14
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i was sweating harder than a paedophile in an orphanage.

Fix'd.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#15
Here's a list of some of the worst found, supposedly, in high school essays:

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.

He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
Jackson KVX10
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Laney Supergroup Mk 1
Marshall VS100RH
Laney LX412A

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Metal Muff
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#16
You're about as useful as a condom machine in the Vatican.
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#17
You're as useful as a chocolate teapot.
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#18
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i was sweating harder than a pedifial at recess.


spelled pedophile wrong hon.
Oct. 20th, 2009: New guitar AND front row for Mars Volta.

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Is that a ukulele in your pants, or did you just rip ass to the tune of "Aloha Oi"?


I met Sonic Youth on June 30th, and Mars Volta on Oct 20th.
#22
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']You're as useful as a chocolate teapot.



And so it's not spam

Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
//////////////////////////////////////HEALTH
#23
you're about as useful as a poopy flavored lolipop!
He's a freak of nature, but we love him so.

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#24
never put off to tomorrow wat u can do the day after

the truth is out there! does anyone know the URL?

god put me on this earth to accomplish certain things......i'm so far behind i'll never die

earth is 2/3 water and 1/3 land. its clear that this is the way we should divide our time. 2/3 fishing 1/3 work.

there are two kinds of people in this world. those who finish what they start and th
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I, sir, salute you!

Epiphone sg
behringer gmx1200h
MY MINI V BUILD!!!
#25
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you're about as useful as a poopy flavored lolipop!



That does make as much sense as This
You like it
#30
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He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

...

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.


Personal favorites.
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#31
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But it's made of chocolate! Think of the uses!

lol on easter i took a hollow chocolate bunny and filled it with chocolate milk.
it was instense!!!!

on topic:
im sweating like a n*gger trying to read.
#32
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our house got broken in by gay ppl last night. they just rearranged the furniture.


Do you know what an analogy is?
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#34
i'm more frustrsted than a one legged lady workin at the I-HOP!

that was crazier than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls
member #4 of the lynyrd skynyrd fan club!

Hell yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!


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hell yes, redneckrocker2, hell yes.
#35
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spelled pedophile wrong hon.


so did you. its paedophile
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




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#37
fighting on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded
#39
I'm sweating like a nun in a cummber field/lesbian in a fish shop.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#40
Quote by kz23
fighting on the internet is like the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded

do you two even pay attention to the thread (not kz23 the two above u)
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I, sir, salute you!

Epiphone sg
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MY MINI V BUILD!!!
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