#1
i got inspired by a recent thread about a guy being bored and seeking the pit for help.

so.

what you do is name a situation in which one is bored, and write effective, yet non obvious things that one can do to pass the time in said situation.

for example,

just a few days ago i had to stay at home all day by myself because i couldn't bring myself to make plans the previous day. i was at home for about 9 hours alone, my sister was out, and my parents were at work. what i did, aside from the obvious things like playing video games, computer, TV, pit, fapping, guitar, etc. is when i got hungry, i went to the pizza place but before i crossed the street i made sure there were no cars at all (like EMPTY roads, and the road i would have to cross is quite busy), on either side of the street.
prolly ended up looking like a dumbass, but it passed a good 45 minutes of my time.

your turn pitmonkeys.
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#5
Play Pokemon FireRed on the VBA Emulator and cheat.
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#6
one time, I just scribbled loads of colours on ms paint and then looked at it and blinked really fast.

looked kinda like a light show
#7
I spent a few hours on myspace the other day ("the other day" as in today and the days preceding). I exercised my middle finger with the F5 key. Then I went on UG and spent some more time there and before I knew it, it was 9:12 pm.
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#12
^agreed

though it does get boring after a while.
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#17
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Youporn (LAME)

Pornotube (LAMER)


xnxx ftw.
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#18
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Swim
Work on my soccer skills
Play guitar
Play video games
Make plans with people
1. Redtube > Swim > You porn
2. Pornhub > Soccer Skills = Redtube > Pornotube
3. Playing guitar (Yeah, on this forum, I'm not gonna touch this subject)
4. Redtube > Video Games = Youporn
5. Making porn videos with people > Hanging out with people
#19
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one time, I just scribbled loads of colours on ms paint and then looked at it and blinked really fast.

looked kinda like a light show


Better way to have a seizure:

Repeat above process, but maximize the window, turn off all lights and hold down Ctrl + I while blinking.

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#20
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#21
Honestly, I just go read. Or make knuckle children. Or both.


Off-Topic: I think im dyslexic because I constantly spell honestly, honeslty and I just spelt constantly, contsantly but I corrected it.