Or imagine your hand was made of sandpaper.
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Personally, i'd buy her a can of Coke, then as she's drinking it say to her "Whats better than Coca Cola?" She'll go "What?" and you shout "CREAM SODA!" And ejaculate in her can.
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Have your parents in your room.
New To Town With A Made Up Name

In The Angel's City

Chasing Fortune And Fame
Slap your penis around a bit, and call it degrading names like 'Flops' and 'Lil' Smokie'. That always gets me in an anti-fap mood.
All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.
All your base are belong to us.
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I look at pictures like this:

Click for charity.

Pidgeot of the Pokemon Club
PM Calebrocker to join.

92% of UGers jump on annoying bandwagons. Don't put this in your sig if you're one of the 8% with an opinion.
Having a girlfriend.

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Warned for trolling!

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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
wear 8 layers of clothing.
Gamertag: KuroNeko117 - ADD ME ^_^


Don't drink drive you'll spill your drink

Naked on a cold day, naked on a cold day.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
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Naked on a cold day, naked on a cold day.

Austin Powers... ftw?
eat your penis
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
Just play some dumb video game or something so it gets your mind off it. People usually only get horny when they're bored or have nothing else on their minds. The body is telling you "hey, we're not busy, now's a great time to reproduce!"

I used to work 12-16 hour shifts every damn day as a janitor and let me tell you, I did not feel "the urge" but maybe once a month. I was working so hard all the time it just never crossed my mind. My body never sent the signal that it was a good time to reproduce, because really it wasn't. I just wanted to sleep, haha.

The moral of the story is, real men can go 2 months without getting a boner.
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Wow, SkyValley = Epic win.
Come on UG
'And if this clock keeps beating down, let the branded time keep playing, of all the minutes that were taken away, will your watch be waiting.'