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http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/07/dallas-county-meeting-turns-ra.html

A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office. Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole." That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

Mayfield shot back that it was a figure of speech and a science term. A black hole, according to Webster's, is perhaps "the invisible remains of a collapsed star, with an intense gravitational field from which neither light nor matter can escape." Other county officials quickly interceded to break it up and get the meeting back on track. TV news cameras were rolling, after all.
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#2
hang that nigger from a tree plz.

/racism

but seriously that is ridiculous, i absolutely can't stand when people consider ANYTHING that has the word black in it to be a racist comment.
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#7
wow, people are morons
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#9
Damn ******s, every time they play the black card I just want to ****ing gut them.
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#12
From now on, I'll remember to call it an african-american hole. Or african-whatever.
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#14
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EDIT: Instead of screaming profanities, I might as well contribute to this thread in some way.

My father and I saw this on the news earlier today and actually got a bit of a laugh out of it. It is ridiculous how far people are beginning to take "political correctness", I'm sure most primary colors will be banned from being said in the near future.
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#15
I know another racially insensitive scientific term. "Dark matter." Science, please! Dark people do matter!

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From now on, I'll remember to call it an african-american hole. Or african-whatever.


Same reason I no longer refer to them as "colored pencils." I now refer to them strictly as "pencils of African descent..."
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#19
Yeah right.

A black hole would NEVER work at a central collections office.
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#20
Does anyone notice that a lot of these outrageous news stories are in Texas? It's not all the time but more than any other state.
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#21
Jesus ****ing Christ so the word black used in any context is now racist? He could have said that it was a ****** hole, or a coon hole, or a jigaboo hole, or a darkie hole if was going to be racist. But he didn't mean to be racist, he meant it as a scientific BLACK HOLE. So now the whole scientific community is racist. God damn, we are one step closer to that ****** Guy episode of South Park where we all have to kiss Jesse Jackson's ass when we say anything that could ever be even remotely interpreted as racist.
#22
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I know another racially insensitive scientific term. "Dark matter." Science, please! Dark people do matter!


Same reason I no longer refer to them as "colored pencils." I now refer to them strictly as "pencils of African descent..."



*Does google search for "holes of african descent".*


It all porn!

Google is racist.
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#24
What an ignorant flange, how dare he say the word black

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#25
Ah, good ol California............


Um, er. I mean, glad i'm not there.

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#26
:O That's just crazy.
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#29
yeah we had a school assembly where a woman talked about racial sensitivity and she thought referening to the stock market crash as "black Tuesday" was racially insensitive. Apparently some conspiracy to blame economic downturns on African americans.

Not only that, she used the word "paddywagon" to describe the trucks that arrested some protestors or something. In front of a Catholic school. Where half of us are all Irish. Very Irish.

It wasn't her using paddywagon that offended us, just the inherent hippocracy in talking about unrelated things being racially insensitive and then using a word that is racially insensitive. You can insult my drunken irish ancestors all you want, just be consistent.
#30
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*Does google search for "holes of african descent".*


It all porn!

Google is racist.


Fucking Google! it must be that other-side-of-the-tracks, Southern upbringing that it had!
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black007hawk2, it just occurred to me that your user name could be construed as being racist. I demand that you change it to African-American007hawk2, this instant.
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black007hawk2, it just occurred to me that your user name could be construed as being racist. I demand that you change it to African-American007hawk2, this instant.


Wait a minute. Your name is Gunpowder. Another name for gunpower is black powder. This means that your username implies racism, which makes you a racist!
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black007hawk2, it just occurred to me that your user name could be construed as being racist. I demand that you change it to African-American007hawk2, this instant.


Make me.


....but in all seriousness, I lol'd.

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Wait a minute. Your name is Gunpowder. Another name for gunpower is black powder. This means that your username implies racism, which makes you a racist!


Good point, your name does not imply the word black, but it really means black, which makes you a closet rasist! And the only closet racists are in the KKK, which makes you a KKK conehead!
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black007hawk2, it just occurred to me that your user name could be construed as being racist. I demand that you change it to African-American007hawk2, this instant.

Best thing I've heard all day. Someone find an admin, quickly! I'm too dog-gone offended to do it myself.

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Wait a minute. Your name is Gunpowder. Another name for gunpower is black powder. This means that your username implies racism, which makes you a racist!


Not so fast, InvaderTSN! For all we know the "TSN" could stand for "Those Stupid Negroes!" Does your username imply that people of African descent are invading this country in a destructive manner, rather than contributing to it's culture and stability in wonderful ways? If so that would make YOU the racist!
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