#1
Note I searched, there is a thread like this, but old so this is a modern revival
Post all of your favorite pickup lines
sure they dont work, but they're funny

heres a really dorky one:
you run up to a girl and push against them really hard and say
"Dammit... sorry sorry...Im a Chick Magnet"
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#4
Do you liek teh mudkipz?!?!

Works 100% of the time!
Gear:
Epiphone G-400 Ebony
Line-6 UberMetal, EchoPark
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
Traynor YCV50Blue, Bass Mate 25, Guitar Mate 15
#7
"Wanna take a gander at Adam West penis?"
Here's my Youtube channel.
I play guitar and video games on it.
You're more than welcome to check it out.

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#8
"would you like to eat my poop out of this cup?"
Living is easy with eyes closed...
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I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#9
you-"hey did you hear about the searchbar."
her-"no what is that?"
you-"well if you search for key words you can find threads that have been made countless times"
her-"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
#10
my friend got totally rejected by this one.. very funny

"hey did you hear of the giant polar bear"
"what??"
"yea, the one that broke the ice"


FAIL
My Guitars:
Gibson Les Paul Studio
Epiphone AJ
Ibanez Strat Copy

Amps:
Orange Tiny Terror Head
Old beaten up Peavey cab
Marshall MG30DFX
#12
Quote by FightinIrishPJ
my friend got totally rejected by this one.. very funny

"hey did you hear of the giant polar bear"
"what??"
"yea, the one that broke the ice"


FAIL

#13
Quote by rasinañte
you-"hey did you hear about the searchbar."
her-"no what is that?"
you-"well if you search for key words you can find threads that have been made countless times"
her-"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


ya i searched...i even said so...its been done once
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#15
Quote by AeroRocker
ya i searched...i even said so...its been done once

I seem to remember this thread multiple times. Oh well sorry 'bout that then.
#16
Quote by Born_to_shred
"Wanna take a gander at Adam West penis?"



I love that......


"Have you been in any pornos? I've seen alot of pornos, I mean, ALOT, ALOT ALOT, of pornos. And you look like you could be in a porno..."

"The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."

Hey baby, I play guitar...."

Hey sexy thang, I spend and ass-load of time in the pit."
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#17
that shirt would look nice lying next to my bed

*edit damn beaten to it
xbox live gamertag: phillips215
#18
Your parents must be retarded because you're special!
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#19
Quote by MedicreDemon
Your parents must be retarded because you're special!


haha Oh god...
#21
Did you go to Churchill High School... because you are giving me an erection!

Wanna make 10 bucks!

I have Scope, a Toothbrush, and a fat tub of Anal Lube...
^This post was probably sarcastic

GO LEAFS GO

Chief Executive Officer of Music Games of THE ULTIMATE-GUITAR GAMING FORCE
#25
Quote by AeroRocker

heres a really dorky one:
you run up to a girl and push against them really hard and say
"Dammit... sorry sorry...Im a Chick Magnet"


i wish i was a guy, just so i could do that...
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im a girl, dont call me 'he'


Quote by aznmetalhead93
I used to think Eddie Van Halen was a vampire.
#26
I Cum Blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I decided I want to be more like the people on ug...


Searchbar!!!

That oughta do it.

Time for a supercool guitar demonstration by herman li,

Herman Li- why is this guitar so big?

Stage guy- because its a bass herman

#27
Quote by The Madcap
I don't mean to brag but....I've had 5 star tabs at Ultimate-Guitar.

hilarious.

"Hey, come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."