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#1
Post funny racist jokes........


I once told my school teacher i had a color tv so i wasnt racist.
#3
omg i was just about to make this thread lol

how many ******s does it take to change a light bulb? NO ONE KNOWS ITS DARK
#5
Black jokes are getting pretty tiring, there's only so many.


But anyway.

What do a black guy and a tire swing have in common?


There both hanging in my backyard.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#7
Quote by MedicreDemon
Black jokes are getting pretty tiring, there's only so many.


ok what does a white woman make for dinner? RESERVATIONS

idk why that one kills me
#11
I swear to god if any of you make a holocaust joke I will kick your ass. It isn't funny at all. My grandfather died in the holocaust you ****ers.


He fell out of his guard tower.
#12
Quote by mgilesfan27
ok what does a white woman make for dinner? RESERVATIONS

idk why that one kills me



What? All women cook. Except me. But I don't really count.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#13
Quote by rock_and_blues
I swear to god if any of you make a holocaust joke I will kick your ass. It isn't funny at all. My grandfather died in the holocaust you ****ers.


He fell out of his guard tower.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#14
This one time, I reported a thread because it was full of idiocy.

...I'm not doing it right, am I?
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#15
Quote by mgilesfan27
ok what does a white woman make for dinner? RESERVATIONS

idk why that one kills me



Don't you mean what does an indian woman make?
#16
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This one time, I reported a thread because it was full of idiocy.

...I'm not doing it right, am I?



Someone clearly isn't a white christian...
#18
Quote by rock_and_blues
I swear to god if any of you make a holocaust joke I will kick your ass. It isn't funny at all. My grandfather died in the holocaust you ****ers.


He fell out of his guard tower.



#20
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza

A pizza is a food made from dough, tomato sauce and cheese while a Jew is a human being.

...and something about an oven, I don't remember it so good
#21
Why does Fivebretz stink?

So blind people can hate him too
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#26
Quote by Fivebretz
Real classy


get a sense of humour
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

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#28
How do you babysit a ******? Put Velcro on the ceiling and let him jump on the bed.

How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 6 million in the ash tray.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans rolling down a hill? A mud slide.
#29
Quote by InvaderTSN
Am I the only one disturbed by mgilesfan27 frequent and enthusiastic posts?


i disturb myself honestly there aint a ****** joke ive never heard i love them

did you hear they solved the traffic problem in harlem? THEY MOVED THE TREES CLOSER TOGETHER
#30
That's cool, coming from someone who likes racism jokes. Your own sense of humour sucks so hard I don't know whether to report it or clean my carpet with it
#31
What's the difference between a black man and a bucket of ****? The bucket.


Ba dum tsss!!!!
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#32
Quote by rock_and_blues
How do you babysit Put Velcro on the ceiling and let him jump on the bed..


how do you get him down? TELL A BUNCK OF MEXICANS HES A PINANA (SP?)
#33
go on soulseek look up user BuchenWald Oven go to user info
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#34
Quote by Fivebretz
That's cool, coming from someone who likes racism jokes. Your own sense of humour sucks so hard I don't know whether to report it or clean my carpet with it



Dude, why don't you get off that PC brainwashed high horse of yours and get a ****ing life.
#35
Quote by Fivebretz
That's cool, coming from someone who likes racism jokes. Your own sense of humour sucks so hard I don't know whether to report it or clean my carpet with it


dude shut up, its all in fun why the hell did you even click on the thread if its called RACISM JOKES

what a dumbass
#36
whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
thats the one that guy told wrong. XD
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#38
What do you call a middle eastern with his hand up a camel's ass? A mechanic

And keeping up with the middle eastern theme, here are two more =)

Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in the Middle East? The camels would get tired.

Why don't they have Wal-marts in Afghanistan? There's a Target on every corner.
#39
I ****ING LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!

ok my friend told me this but i twisted it around to fit my liking

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on a bed?


shoot him
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Am I the only one disturbed by mgilesfan27 frequent and enthusiastic posts?

Seconded. Or should I say SECONDED?

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