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#1
Ok i have officially reached the depths of hell but im asking the pit for dating advice but this could be amusing

Im pretty ok looking according to most and im pretty smart and ive no problem picking up good looking girls who can keep up with my banter. but my problem is i seem to be too much of a smartass to pick up the stupid attractive girls. Any tips on how to dumb yourself down slightly for the party full of vacuous idiots im going to tonight?

Preferably answers from non-virgins please...
Last edited by RedFez64 at Jul 12, 2008,
#2
Wow, you're a wanker.
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#3
Go on 4chan. you'll lose a few IQ points

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lol

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#7
Slam your head into a table until you pass out.


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#11
Jesus . . .


Ummm . . . I have heard that putting your dick in a wood chipper (a small one of course) makes you "dumb down". You should give that a whirl.
#13
yea Wanker alert
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#14
Do teh rapes.

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#15
Quote by RedFez64
Hi guys, I think i'm better than all of you, but I thought I might ask you for dating advice.

I think im pretty ok looking and I have a massive ego. but my problem is i think i'm better than everyone. Any tips on how to deflate my incredibly large head fast.

Preferably answers from people with more experience than i'll ever have.


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#16
u dont need to be Dumb'ed down.. u need to learn to be nice and appriciate other ppls.. "sry, ur not smart enough" thats just stupid
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#17
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+1

The only reason I'm not reporting this is because I want to see you get flamed.


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+1

The only reason I'm not reporting this is because I want to see you get flamed.


yeah, im normally anti flaming people.. but seriously, wanting to dumb down to score is a little low
#21
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you wanted rape here you go
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that's an idea, rape everyone at the party.
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#22
why would you want to date a stupid girl?
if you just wanna hit it and quit it, get her drunk, you get drunk, shouldn't be that hard.
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#23
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Wow, you're a wanker.


+100000000000000000

I agree, you are the apitimy of a smacktard.
#25
<devil's advocate>

Am I the only one who feels the same about most of the people I got to school with? I mean, I wouldn't even go to a party with these people let alone try to pick them up, but I'm not going to get on a high horse and scold the kid when I think I'm smarter than everyone else too. It's an ugly thing to say, but he might even be right. I mean, I doubt most of the popular girls at my high school would even know they were being insulted if someone called them "vacuous".

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#26
Quote by VoodooChild15
<devil's advocate>

Am I the only one who feels the same about most of the people I got to school with? I mean, I wouldn't even go to a party with these people let alone try to pick them up, but I'm not going to get on a high horse and scold the kid when I think I'm smarter than everyone else too. It's an ugly thing to say, but he might even be right. I mean, I doubt most of the popular girls at my high school would even know they were being insulted if someone called them "vacuous".

</devil's advocate>


Lol that doesnt mean you can just sleep with them and be done with it...

Who cares if you YOU, YOU think you're smarter, unless you get to know them properly, you ain't got a damn clue. And have some respect for women...
#27
dont need to be Dumb'ed down.. u need to learn to be nice and appriciate other ppls.. "sry, ur not smart enough" thats just stupid


...You honest to god think that ANYONE is one layered enough to say that?...

Thanks for confirming that women really do love jerks.


Jerkish women tend to claim to love other women but dont understand what love is. Dont get yourself depressed there IS someone out there who you will appreciate for years and will click with your personality to make a whole. Its not luck in whether it happens its luck of WHEN it happens.


Ok can we start seeing the more than one layers of the question or are we going to act like 12 year olds still? Im not ACTUALLY the evil stereotype chauvinistic jock type. Im very aware of my own flaws.
#28
Quote by RedFez64
Ok i have officially reached the depths of hell but im asking the pit for dating advice but this could be amusing

Im pretty ok looking according to most and im pretty smart and ive no problem picking up good looking girls who can keep up with my banter. but my problem is i seem to be too much of a smartass to pick up the stupid attractive girls. Any tips on how to dumb yourself down slightly for the party full of vacuous idiots im going to tonight?

Preferably answers from non-virgins please...

DISCRIMINATION!!!


and as i am a virgin, i'll just reply with, fuck you.


what the hell has it got to do with virgins anyway? you're smart you like stupid girls. as far as im concerned your an asshole...

/edit if you're not a jerk then why post something stupid like this? *still thinks redfez is an asswipe*
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ofcourse i laughed xD

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Last edited by lexaah at Jul 12, 2008,
#29
and as i am a virgin, i'll just reply with, **** you.


Hence no replies from virgins


what the hell has it got to do with virgins anyway? you're smart you like stupid girls. as far as im concerned your an asshole...


OMGZZZ ITS THE EVIL CHAUVINISTIC JOCK BASTARD WHO WANTS TO EMPATHISE WITH MORE PEOPLE!!!


Am I the only one who feels the same about most of the people I got to school with? I mean, I wouldn't even go to a party with these people let alone try to pick them up, but I'm not going to get on a high horse and scold the kid when I think I'm smarter than everyone else too. It's an ugly thing to say, but he might even be right. I mean, I doubt most of the popular girls at my high school would even know they were being insulted if someone called them "vacuous".


Halle-****in-lujah. Im going there because its my mates party but hes a bit naive about the world because hes quite rich and doesnt quite understand what i mean when i say many of the girls are empty headed and just use him.
Last edited by RedFez64 at Jul 12, 2008,
#30
If you're 'smart', why cant you pick them up? Surely there's a flaw in your intelligence if you're asking the pit... =] kkthnxbai.
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Quote by RedFez64
Hence no replies from virgins


OMGZZZ ITS THE EVIL CHAUVINISTIC JOCK BASTARD WHO WANTS TO EMPATHISE WITH MORE PEOPLE!!!

you know.... this is just gonna make you look more like a jock bastard really...
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I think I want to have sex with you.

On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

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#32
Quote by Anthony1991
Lol that doesnt mean you can just sleep with them and be done with it...

Who cares if you YOU, YOU think you're smarter, unless you get to know them properly, you ain't got a damn clue. And have some respect for women...

Respecting someone just because they're a woman is stupid. Being born with a vagina isn't exactly an achievement. Respect is earned.
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#33
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Respecting someone just because they're a woman is stupid. Being born with a vagina isn't exactly an achievement. Respect is earned.

for some reason that's almost siggable...
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I think I want to have sex with you.

On topic: No, I haven't met any famous artists.


ofcourse i laughed xD

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#34
Am i the only person who is going to give him actual advice and not a lesson in morality? If he wanted one of those he'd ask.

The type of girls (or their pants) that your interested can be fairly self absorbed. Dont give yourself a chance to be smart by TALKING ABOUT THEM. Be nice and complementary and as self obsessed about them as they are.
#35
If you're 'smart', why cant you pick them up? Surely there's a flaw in your intelligence if you're asking the pit... =] kkthnxbai.


Dont remind me, although i have had some little insights so far.

Respecting someone just because they're a woman is stupid. Being born with a vagina isn't exactly an achievement. Respect is earned.


Patronising women isnt respect...What do you think theyre all now going to leap on you for being the defender of female kind against the evil male patriarchy?

you know.... this is just gonna make you look more like a jock bastard really...


........*hand to forehead*
#36
Quote by RedFez64
Patronising women isnt respect...What do you think theyre all now going to leap on you for being the defender of female kind against the evil male patriarchy?

I'm sorry, is this to me, or are you adding to my point? If you're assuming I'm defending women, then you're probably not in any dire need to dumb yourself down.
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#37
Quote by RedFez64
Ok i have officially reached the depths of hell but im asking the pit for dating advice but this could be amusing

Im pretty ok looking according to most and im pretty smart and ive no problem picking up good looking girls who can keep up with my banter. but my problem is i seem to be too much of a smartass to pick up the stupid attractive girls. Any tips on how to dumb yourself down slightly for the party full of vacuous idiots im going to tonight?

Preferably answers from non-virgins please...


****, I would give you some advice, but it seems you have already outdone yourself. Well done on achieveing you goal before you even started!
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#38
Please perform a sexual favor upon yourself until your repruductive organ auto-dismembers TS.

Good day Sir.
#39
Originally Posted by Jack Off Jill
Respecting someone just because they're a woman is stupid. Being born with a vagina isn't exactly an achievement. Respect is earned.


for some reason that's almost siggable...


I bet you dont dote on every single guy you meet because they exist and have a penis no matter what their actions . So why do you think that getting on your knees and sucking the metaphorical penis of a female no matter what their actions are is any different?

If i said i was a smart attractive girl who wasnt looking for smart attractive guys but dumb attractive guys you would probably defend me for not being "elitist" etc.

Therefore you are a chauvinist pig, think that women cant be functional human beings worthy of respect on their own?....Pig...
#40
Sex with women

Materials:
One bottle of chloroform
One rag


Instructions:
1. Open chloroform bottle
2. soak rag with chloroform
3. sneak up behind target and quickly cover their face with the rag
4. Sex it up
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