#1
So I got all for of my wisdom teeth removed yesterday, I had to do it before they started to come in for some reason. I kept waking up during the surgery, which sucks, and they just kept pumping up the anesthesia whenever I did. Still hurts like a bitch, I've got some vikodin though so I should be ok I guess.

So anyway now I have these for HUGE teeth (they are really big) and I wanted to know how I would go about bleaching them. Then after that's done, I was wondering about something cool I could do with them (you know besides the obvious - make a mold and make hundreds of copies, then cash in on the tooth fairy)

So any ideas?
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#2
rape them

or put em on your key chain
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#4
stick them up your pooper.
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#5
Put them in your hand, and sneeze infront of some one and go 'oh f**k I just sneezed out my teeth'

That'll freak em out.




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#8
four?

-u can make little kids thinkg you are the tooth fairy, then offer then some free candy...


then of course tell them how bad candy is for their teeth :-D
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#10
Make a necklace out of them, and when people ask whose teeth they are, say something really metal like I harvested them from the 2-year old whose blood I used to baptized myself to Satan. No one will be the wiser.
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#11
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Put them in your hand, and sneeze infront of some one and go 'oh f**k I just sneezed out my teeth'

That'll freak em out.


haha I like that one.

I'll have to not bleach one of them for this purpose
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#12
put them on a chain and put it around your neck xD
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#13
Put them in someones food at a restaraunt and keep tabs on the lawsuit. Then collect on the outcome.
#14
dude the tooth fairy isn't real. I know its a surprise to you, but just accept it.
#16
A. drill a small hole and insert like a small curved piece of metal and pierce them onto your face.

B. Super Glue them back into your mouth
#21
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Or make teeth earrings.

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#22
use 'em as ear studs

Edit: beaten to it.
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#23
I dunno about you, but I'm gonna make a necklace out of at least one of mine when they come out.
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#24
Pics please!
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Put them in your hand, and sneeze infront of some one and go 'oh f**k I just sneezed out my teeth'

That'll freak em out.


1. put koolaid mix into mouth ("blood")
2. put teeth in hand.
3. "sneeze" teeth into hand (with fake blood"
4. yell
5. ???
6. PROFIT!
WIN!

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#30
Screw four WISDOM teeth! I could have had four hippo tusks off eBay yesterday.
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