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#1
My friend is a ****ing dumbass. I did not edit this conversation.

andrewatUPEN: foot note bought another bass
DeathByWeinerDog: what kind of bass?
andrewatUPEN: yea, funny huh
DeathByWeinerDog: and did you already have one?
andrewatUPEN: yea
andrewatUPEN: but bought another one
DeathByWeinerDog: what two basses do you have?
andrewatUPEN: went to this other music store in rockville
andrewatUPEN: both are exactly the same
andrewatUPEN: i bought this one because it was cheap
andrewatUPEN: couldn't pass up the bargin
DeathByWeinerDog: what kind is it?
andrewatUPEN: fender
DeathByWeinerDog: you should've saved up and bought a better one
andrewatUPEN: strat
DeathByWeinerDog: that's not a bass
andrewatUPEN: oh ok
DeathByWeinerDog: that's a guitar
andrewatUPEN: my bad
andrewatUPEN: oh ok
DeathByWeinerDog: is it really a Fender?
andrewatUPEN: the guy said it was base
andrewatUPEN: yea
DeathByWeinerDog: how many strings does it have?
andrewatUPEN: 6
DeathByWeinerDog: then it's not a bass
andrewatUPEN: oh
andrewatUPEN: ok
DeathByWeinerDog: how much wa sit?
andrewatUPEN: it was like 300 bucks
andrewatUPEN: but i haggled with the guy got it for 279
DeathByWeinerDog: you should've saved your money and bought another one
DeathByWeinerDog: ...does it say Squier on it?
andrewatUPEN: this music store in rockville is closing today is the last day
andrewatUPEN: let me look
andrewatUPEN: yea
DeathByWeinerDog: you got ripped off
andrewatUPEN: no way
andrewatUPEN: really
andrewatUPEN: damn
DeathByWeinerDog: Squier is a brand owned by Fender
DeathByWeinerDog: they make cheaper Fenders
DeathByWeinerDog: Squier Strats usually go for around $200
andrewatUPEN: the guy told me squier is like a buick is to a chevy
andrewatUPEN: damn
andrewatUPEN: well i wonder if i can return it
andrewatUPEN: since todays there last day
andrewatUPEN: the SOB said he didn't make anything on that sale
DeathByWeinerDog: http://www.guitarcenter.com/Squier-by-Fender-Affinity-Series-Stratocaster-Special-Electric-Guitar-102167889-i1146806.gc
andrewatUPEN: he said he was below cost
DeathByWeinerDog: sorry bro
DeathByWeinerDog: that's why impulse buys are bad
andrewatUPEN: well
andrewatUPEN: u know what they say
andrewatUPEN: fool me once shame on you.... fool me twice you fooled me two times
DeathByWeinerDog: lol
andrewatUPEN: ok i will give this to my nephew he is 14
andrewatUPEN: he has a birthday coming up
DeathByWeinerDog: good idea
andrewatUPEN: yea
andrewatUPEN: damn
andrewatUPEN: i thought i got such a good deal
DeathByWeinerDog: do your research next time
andrewatUPEN: i bought drum sticks, a music book
DeathByWeinerDog: that sucks man
andrewatUPEN: i prob spent 500 bucks there
DeathByWeinerDog: wow
andrewatUPEN: looking at recite oh wasn't that much 427.98
andrewatUPEN: thats not soo bad
andrewatUPEN: guess we know why his store was going out of business
DeathByWeinerDog: lol
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#3
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#5
That's almost as bad as what my friend told me the other day, "You should always have your volume knobs on the guitar at 10, otherwise it's bad for the guitar sound."

Stupid ****.
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#6
lol. You have **** freinds.
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#10
haha I have a 6 string Strat Base guitar too ! :P
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#15
" DeathByWeinerDog: how many strings does it have?
andrewatUPEN: 6
DeathByWeinerDog: then it's not a bass
andrewatUPEN: oh
andrewatUPEN: ok"

My first thought; Dude i feel sorry for ya, my next;
#17
haha... thats kinda sad dude...
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#19
Dude was your friend dropping acid when he went to the music store?
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#20
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That's almost as bad as what my friend told me the other day, "You should always have your volume knobs on the guitar at 10, otherwise it's bad for the guitar sound."

Stupid ****.



My dumbass neighbor says the same thing too. Thinks he's an expert on guitars yet doesn't know what a pick is. I swear he said something of the effect one day of 'a strat sounds the best when EVERY knob is dimed".
#21
andrewatUPEN: the guy told me squier is like a buick is to a chevy


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#22
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hahaha dat makes me wonder why he even bought a guitar wen he was soo illerate



Oh, the irony.
#23
This could have been a bargain. You dont know what squier it is. Squiers JV for example go for 600-700$ used. And they are alot better then some MIA fenders.
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#24
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This could have been a bargain. You dont know what squier it is. Squiers JV for example go for 600-700$ used. And they are alot better then some MIA fenders.


Don't go too far... but yeah, it depends what Squier.

I don't it'll be a good one though if the shop owner told him it was a bass, that's just really mean.. or very stupid.
#25
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#27
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This could have been a bargain. You dont know what squier it is. Squiers JV for example go for 600-700$ used. And they are alot better then some MIA fenders.


This guy wouldn't be able to tell either way
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#29
oh jeez...

i guess the slight consolation is that the shop has closed down, so the bastard who told him that to make the sale is either bankrupt, or at very least, out of a job.
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#32
that other thread is a joke b/c dethbyweiner dog lives in maryland but the guy who made the other thread is from england lol

i guess the guy made that 1 to "spoof" this thread
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#33
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that other thread is a joke b/c dethbyweiner dog lives in maryland but the guy who made the other thread is from england lol

i guess the guy made that 1 to "spoof" this thread

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#34
after a little thought: did squier ever make a 6-string bass? i know they make 5-string ones.

also, could it have been a jv squier? (or at least one of the newer japanese ones)

still, it does sound a bit like he was ripped off...
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I'll have to put the Classic T models on my to-try list. Shame the finish options there are Anachronism Gold, Nuclear Waste and Aged Clown, because in principle the plaintop is right up my alley.

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#35
I feel sorry for the guy who bought it because he didn't have the sense to do any research, and sorry for the salesman who was stupid enough to mislead him and have no idea to tell his head from a hole in the ground.
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#36
Interesting.
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#40
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too long


Then don't ****ing post you goddamn ****ing ****. And it was NOT long.

What store was this?
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