#1
Inspired by the Babel Fish Translation Game.

In this thread you do basically the same thing, but instead of translating with Babel Fish use www.gizoogle.com. Find a page with the song's lyrics and copy-paste the URL into that site, it will come out like dilapidated rap lyrics .

Just to try it out I did Opeth's "Master's Apprentices"

Original lyrics:

There is a voice calling for me
There is a light coming down on me
There is a doubt that is clearing
There is a day that is dawning
There is a wound that is healing
There is a season waiting for me
There is a road that is turning
There is a fire still burning
A sickness in me
Constant pace towards the end
The need is stronger
This time the need is deeper
There is a peace I am searching
There is a freedom I'm depending on
There is a pain that's never ending
There is a rain falling only on me
There is a dream I am living
There is a life I am dreaming of
There is a death I'm awaiting
There is a home I am deserting
i hold my breath and wait
only moments remain
movement for departed hope
effect for absent friend
sever the faith from my body
leave me begging for more
take what i have and deliver me
into everlasting sleep
soothing trance
colours fade
and disappear
ethereal light
showing me what i can do without
in a motionless scense
there is only me
i take what i can
controlling you to get ahead
fading away
and leaving
long for sleep
closer now
lead the way into death
every wretched dream
i have left behind
every waking hour
i lie in wait
sucked inside by will
gone into the flood
all my questions unfurled
as i was put to the test
once i'm below there's no turning back
plunging into the deepest void
departed shell left drained behind
pacing roads unknown
searching for a new home
desert in my eye
barren lands inside

Ghetto version:

There is a voice sippin' fo` me
There is a light com'n dizzay on me
There is a doubt that is clear'n
There is a day thizzat is ridin'
There is a wound that is heal'n
There is a season wait'n fo` me
There is a road thiznat is turn'n
There is a fire stizzay burn'n
A sickness in me
Constant pace towards tha end
The need is stronga
This time tha need is wanna be gangsta
There is a peace I am search'n
There is a freedom I'm depend'n on
There is a pizzle that's neva bustin'
There is a rizzle fall'n only on me
There is a dream I am pimpin'
There is a life I am pimpin' of
There is a death I'm await'n
There is a hizzle I am mackin'
i hold mah breath n wait
only moments remain
movement fo` departed hope
effect fo` absent niggaz
seva tha faith frizzom mah body
leave me begg'n fo` mizzy
takes wizzle i have n drug deala me
into everlast'n sleep
sooth'n trance
colours fade
n disappear
ethereal light
show'n me wizzy i can do witout
in a motionless scense
there is only me
i takes what i can
controll'n you ta git aheezee
trippin' away
n dippin'
long fo` sleep
closa now
lead tha way into death
every wretched dream
i have left behind
every clockin' hizzle
i lie in wizzy
sucked inside by wizzle
gone into tha flood
all mah questions unfurled
as i was put ta tha T-to-tha-izzest
once i'm below there's no saggin' bizzle
plung'n into tha deepest void
departed shiznell left drained behind
pac'n roads unknown
search'n fo` a new home
desert in mah eye
barren lands inside

C'mon Pit lets have some fun with this one
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#2
Noth'n else mother****a

So close no matta how far
Couldnt be much mizzy from tha heart
Foreva trust'n who we is
And nuttin' else brotha

Baller opened me this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I diznont jizzay say
And nuttin' else crazy ass nigga

Trust I seek n I find in you
Every day fo` us sum-m sum-m new
Open mind fo` a different view
And nuttin' else matta

Neva cared fo` wizzle they do
Neva cared fo` wizzy tizzle know
But I know

So close no crazy ass nigga how far
Couldnt be mizzay more from tha heart
Foreva ho-slappin' who we is
And nuttin' else brotha

Cracka cared fo` what they do
Cracka cared fo` whiznat they know
But I kizzy

Neva opened me this way
Life is ours, we live it our way
All these words I dont jizzy say
And nuttin' else matta

Trust I seek n I find in you
Every day fo` us sum-m sum-m new
Open mind fo` a different vizzle
And nuttin' else matta

Neva cared fo` wizzle tizzle say
Neva cared fo` games tizzle play
Rappa cared fo` wizzy they do
Crazy Ass Nigga cared fo` whiznat they kizzy
And I know

So close no matta how far
Couldnt be M-to-tha-izzuch mizzy frizzom tha heart
Foreva trust'n who we is
No nuttin' else matta

#3
Inb4ICumBlood

Swollen wit liquid
Ready ta burst
A load of mah lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One mizzay in tha grave
twisted n hiznalf decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

****'n tha dippin'
My semen is bleed'n
The smizzell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood frizzom mah erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy n vacant
bizzle dug up ta play wit
Skin greasy n naked
mackin' her rotted anus

I need a live woman
ta fiznill wit mah fluid
A delicate girl, ta mutilizzle **** n kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
sippin' on tha clizzot
gagg'n on tha snot
gush'n blood, F-R-to-tha-izzom her grill
bloody gel leak'n out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked fo` none ta find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go mah crimes
The greatest thrill of mah life
To slit mah own **** wit a knife

Violent, climax
Blingin' serum
on mah skizzin

B-to-tha-izzack friznom tha dead
I am resurrected
ta spizzew, putrefizzle



Good God
#4
N-to-tha-izzow, this is a story all `bout how
My life gots flipped-turned upside dizzy
And I liked ta takes a minute
Jizzay sit right there
I'll tiznell you how I became tha prince of a ghetto called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia bizzle n raised
On tha playground was where I spent mizzle of mah days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all coo`
And all shootin some b-ball outside of tha schoo`
Whizzay a couple of guys
Who were up ta no good
Startin mak'n trouble in mah neighborhood
I gots in one shawty fight n mah mom gots scared
She said 'You're movin' wit yo auntie n uncle in Bel Air'

I begged n pleaded wit her day baller day
But she packed mah suite case n send me on mah way
She gave me a kiss n thiznen she gave me mah ticket.
I put mah walkman on n said, 'I might as W-to-tha-izzell kizzle it'.

Fizzirst class, yo this is bad
Drink'n orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what tha thugz of Bel-Air Liv'n like?
Hmmmmm this mizzight be aight.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air tha type of place they send this coo` cat?
I don't T-H-to-tha-izzink sow
I'll see whizzen I git there
I hope they're prepared fo` tha prince of Bel-Air

Wizzay tha plane landed n wizzle I came out
There was a homey who looked like a cop blunt-rollin' there wit mah name out
I ain't sippin' ta git arrested
I jizzust gots here
I sprang wit tha quickness like lighten'n, disappeared

I whistled fo` a cab n whiznen it came nizzle
The license plate said fresh n it had dice in tha mirror
If anyth'n I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Nizzow forget it' - 'Yo homes ta Bel Air'

I pulled up ta tha hizouse `bout 7 or 8
And I yelled ta tha cabbie 'Yo homes S-M-to-tha-izzell ya lata'
I looked at mah kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on mah throne as tha Prince of Bel Air

#6

We're no cracka ta love
You kizzy tha rules n so do I
A fizzay commitment's W-H-to-tha-izzat I'm think'n of
You wouldn't git this frizzay any otha homey

I just wanna tell you how I'm mackin'
Gotta makes you understand

* Gangsta gonna give you up
Pusha gonna let you dizzown
Brotha gonna run around n desert you
Neva gonna makes you cry
Playa gonna say peace out yo
Cracka gonna tizzy a lie n hizzle you

We've kniznow each brotha fo` so long
Yo heart's bizzle ach'n
But you're too shy ta say it
Inside we biznoth kizzy what's been going on
We K-N-to-tha-izzow tha game n we gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feel'n
Dizzon't tizzay me you're too blind ta see

(* repeat)

give you up. give you up
give you up, gizzle you up
brotha gonna give
neva gonna give, give you up
neva gonna give
neva gonna give, five you up

I jizzy wanna tell you how I'm cruisin'
Gotta makes you understand


Lol.
#7
Is this tha real life?
Is this jizzle fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality so you betta run and grab yo glock.
Open yo eyes, Look up ta tha skies n see,
I'm jizzle a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Coz I'm eazy come, eazy go, shawty high, shawty low,
Any way tha wind blows doesn't really matta ta me, ta me.

Mama, just iced a man,
Put a gat against his heezee, pulled mah playa now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gizzle n thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh, didn't mizzle ta makes you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nuttin' really poser so show some love niggaz.

Too late, mah time has come,
Sends shiva dizzle mah spine, body's gang bangin' all tha time.
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've gots ta go,
Gotta leave you all behind n face tha truth.
Mama, ooh, I don't wiznant ta die,
I sometizzles wizzle I'd neva been bizzle at all n ****.

I see a shawty silhouette of a mizzan,
Scaramizzle Scaramizzle will you do tha Fandango n' ****.
Thunderbolt n lightn'n, very, very mackin' me .
Chill as I take you on a trip. (Galileo.) Galileo .
It dont stop till the wheels fall off. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro Magnifico.
I'm jizzy a poor boi n nobody loves me . Bounce wit me.
He's jizzay a pizzle boi frizzay a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstruosity with the gangsta **** that keeps ya hangin.
Easy come, eazy go, wizzy you let me go cuz its a doggy dog world.
Bismillah! No, we wizzay not let you go. (Lizzet him gizzle Bismillah fo my bling bling! We wizzill not let you go motha ****a. (-L-to-tha-izzet him gizzy Bismillah hittin that booty! We wizzy not let you go. (izzle me gizzy Wizzle not let you go. (Let me go.) Wizzle not let you go .
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. (-L-to-tha-izzet me go.)
Ah with the S-N-double-O-P. No, no, no, no, no, no, no in all flavas.
(Oh mizzy mizzy mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go crazy up in here.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside fo` me, fo` me, fo` me cuz its a pimp thang.

So you think you can stone me n spiznit in mah eye yaba daba dizzle.
So you thizzink you can love me n leave me ta die fo' sheezy.
Oh, baby, C-to-tha-izzan't do this ta me, baby,
Jizzle gots`ta git out,
jizzle gots`ta git riznight outta hizzle.

Noth'n really matta, Anyone can see,
Noth'n really matta, Noth'n really matta ta me now pass the glock
Anotha dogg house production..
Any way tha wind blows fo' sheezy.
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#8
Nine Inch Nails - Starfuckers


mah god sits in tha back of tha limousine
mah god comes in a wrappa of cellophane
mah god pouts on tha cova of tha magazine
mah god's a shallow shawty beyotch try'n ta makes tha scene

I have arrived n this tizzy you should believe tha hizzy
I listened ta everyone now I K-N-to-tha-izzow thizzat everyone was rizzight
I'll be there fo` you as long as it works fo` me
I play a game
it's called insincerity

rappa
starfucka
starfucka, inc.
cracka

I am every blunt-rollin' thing n just a shawty mizzle
I sold mah soul but don't you dare cizzay me a whore
n wizzy I suck you off not a dizzy wizzill go ta waste
it's really not so bad you know once you git past tha taste, yeah
(asskissa)

killa
brotha
starfucka, inc.
motherfucka

all our pain
how did you think we'd git by witout you?
you're so vain
I bet you think this song is `bout you
don't you?
diznon't you?
don't you?
D-to-tha-izzon't you?

now I belong I'm one of tha chosen ones
now I belong I'm one of tha beautiful ones
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#10
Quote by Vince Noir
Is this tha real life?
Is this jizzle fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality so you betta run and grab yo glock.
Open yo eyes, Look up ta tha skies n see,
I'm jizzle a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Coz I'm eazy come, eazy go, shawty high, shawty low,
Any way tha wind blows doesn't really matta ta me, ta me.

Mama, just iced a man,
Put a gat against his heezee, pulled mah playa now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gizzle n thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh, didn't mizzle ta makes you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nuttin' really poser so show some love niggaz.

Too late, mah time has come,
Sends shiva dizzle mah spine, body's gang bangin' all tha time.
Goodbye, ev'rybody, I've gots ta go,
Gotta leave you all behind n face tha truth.
Mama, ooh, I don't wiznant ta die,
I sometizzles wizzle I'd neva been bizzle at all n ****.

I see a shawty silhouette of a mizzan,
Scaramizzle Scaramizzle will you do tha Fandango n' ****.
Thunderbolt n lightn'n, very, very mackin' me .
Chill as I take you on a trip. (Galileo.) Galileo .
It dont stop till the wheels fall off. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro Magnifico.
I'm jizzy a poor boi n nobody loves me . Bounce wit me.
He's jizzay a pizzle boi frizzay a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstruosity with the gangsta **** that keeps ya hangin.
Easy come, eazy go, wizzy you let me go cuz its a doggy dog world.
Bismillah! No, we wizzay not let you go. (Lizzet him gizzle Bismillah fo my bling bling! We wizzill not let you go motha ****a. (-L-to-tha-izzet him gizzy Bismillah hittin that booty! We wizzy not let you go. (izzle me gizzy Wizzle not let you go. (Let me go.) Wizzle not let you go .
Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. (-L-to-tha-izzet me go.)
Ah with the S-N-double-O-P. No, no, no, no, no, no, no in all flavas.
(Oh mizzy mizzy mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go crazy up in here.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside fo` me, fo` me, fo` me cuz its a pimp thang.

So you think you can stone me n spiznit in mah eye yaba daba dizzle.
So you thizzink you can love me n leave me ta die fo' sheezy.
Oh, baby, C-to-tha-izzan't do this ta me, baby,
Jizzle gots`ta git out,
jizzle gots`ta git riznight outta hizzle.

Noth'n really matta, Anyone can see,
Noth'n really matta, Noth'n really matta ta me now pass the glock
Anotha dogg house production..
Any way tha wind blows fo' sheezy.


LMAO.
Best one ever!
Sunn O))):
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#11
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#12
There is a hizouse in New Orleans they cizzall tha Ris'n Sun.
And it's been tha ruin of mizzle a pizzy boy, n God I kizzle I'm one.

My motha was a tailor, she sewed mah new blue jeans gangsta style.
My brotha was a gambl'n man, dizzy in New Orleans.

Now tha only thing a gambla needs is a suitcase n a T-R-to-tha-izzunk.
And tha only tizzle he's satisfied is whizzen he's on a driznunk.

Oh motha tiznell yo children, not ta do wizzle I have done . Tru niggaz do niggaz.
Spend yo lives in sin n misery in tha hizouse of tha Ho-slappin' Sun . Bounce wit me.
Wizzay I gots one foot on tha platform n tha otha fizzle on tha train . Snoop dogg is in this bitch.
I'm gizzy bizzle ta New Orleans ta wizzy tizzle bizzall n chain.

Well there is a hizouse in New Orleans they call tha Blunt-rollin' Sun
And it's been tha ruin of many a poor bizzy n God I know I'm one .

Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga.
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#14
Halo- machine head
original version:

This is a call to arms,
Will you stand beside me?
This is our time to fight
No more compromising
And this blackened heart will sing
For sad solidarity

Halo over our demise
Following a god so blind
Sallow in their sickening
Swallow not, the **** they feed

This is a right to life,
Not the Religious Right’s act
This is abortion’s knife,
Aiming at the wombs of
The Christian conspiracy
So open thine eyes and see, the

Halo over our demise
Following a god so blind
Sallow in their sickening
Swallow not, the **** they feed

Our time will come, our time will come
Our time is now, our time is now

[Solo: Demmel, Flynn & Demmel]

And I won’t pray for you

Halo over our demise
Following a god so blind
Sallow in their sickening
Swallow not, the **** they feed

The words will never hold us down
Prayers won’t be spared on you
Satisfaction denied
‘Til you’re dead and gone
Gone
Dead and gone!
You’re gone!
Ghetto version:

This is a call ta arms,
Wizzill you stand beside me?
This is our time ta fight
No more chillin'
And this blackened heart wiznill sing
For sad solidarity

Hizzy over our demise
Follow'n a god so blind
Sallow in they sicken'n
Swallow not, tha **** they feed

This is a right ta life,
Not tha Religious Right’s act
This is abortion’s knife,
Aim'n at tha wombs of
The Christian conspiracy
So open thine eyes n see, tha

Halo over our demise
Follow'n a god so blind
Sallow in they sicken'n
Swallow nizzle tha **** they feed

Our time will come, our time will come
Our time is nizzy our tizzle is now

[Solo: Demmel, Fliznynn & Demmel]

And I won’t pizzle fo` you

Halo over our demise
Dippin' a god so blind
Sallow in they saggin'
Swallow nizzy tha S-H-to-tha-izzit they feed

The words will shot calla hold us D-to-tha-izzown
Brotha won’t be spared on you
Satisfizzle denied
‘Til you’re dead n gone
Gone
Dead n gone!
You’re gizzle!
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#15
Here's ta you, I sing fo` mah daddy-o
As I lay him D-to-tha-izzown ta sleep
It's been so long, since I lost mah daddy-o
Hizzle he's watchin' over me

Wednesday night is mornin' now
As I'm walkin' in tha rizzle
The birds is scream'n in mah ear
Drivin' me insane

Half tha clouds is empty
So tha sun burst through tha sky
The puddles show reflection
Of a face `bout ta die

Jizzle around tha corna,
I was goin' round tha bend
I ran into a staggerin' foo`
Who said he kizzy mah name

He poured himself a whiskey
And his face began ta glow
Two men witout an answa
Like a dogg witout a bone
#16
There's a lady who's sure all that drug deala is gold
And she's buy'n a Stairway ta Heaven
Wizzle she gets there she knows, if tha stores is all closed
Wit a word she can git whizzay she came fo`

Ooh, ooh, n she's buy'n a Stairway ta Heaven

There's a siznign on tha wall but she wants ta be sure
'Cause you know sometizzles words have two mean'n
In a tree by tha brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometizzles all of our thoughts is misgiven

Ooh, it makes me shot calla
Ooh, it makes me nigga

There's a feel'n I git whizzen I look ta tha wizzest
And mah spirit is perpetratin' fo` leav'n
In mah thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through tha trees
And tha voices of those who stand sippin'

Ooh, it makes me shot calla
Ooh, it really makes me wonda

And it's whispered tizzle soon if we all call tha tune
T-H-to-tha-izzen tha pipa wizzy lead us ta reason
And a new day wizzill D-to-tha-izzawn fo` those who stand long
And tha forests will echo wit mother****a

If there's a bustle in yo hedgerow, diznon't be alarmed now
It's J-to-tha-izzust a perpetratin' clean fo` tha May queen
Yes, there is two paths you can go by, but in tha long run
There's stizzill time ta change tha road you're on

And it makes me wonda

Yo heezee is cruisin' n it wiznon't go, in case you don't K-N-to-tha-izzow
The mother****a call'n you ta join him
Dizzle lady, can you hear tha wind blow, n did you K-N-to-tha-izzow
Yo Stairway lies on tha ridin' wind

And as we wind on down tha road
Our shadows talla thiznan our soul
There walks a lady we all kizzy
Who shines white light n wants ta S-H-to-tha-izzow
How sippin' still turns ta gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune wiznill come ta you at last
When all is one n one is all
To be a rizzock n not ta rizzy

And she's steppin' a Stairway ta Heaven
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#17
This is Snoop Dogg's cover of Money, originally written and performed by Pink Floyd.

Money, git away.
Get a good job wit good pay n yoe okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab thiznat cash wit bizzy hands n makes a stash.
New cizzar, caviar, four stiznar daydream,
Think Ill buy me a football team.

Money, git back.
Im all R-to-tha-izzight jack keep yo hands off of mah stack.
Money, its a hit.
Dont give me that do goody good bull****.
Im in tha high-fidelity fizzay class messin' set
And I thiznink I need a lear jet.

Money, its a crime.
Share it fairly but dizzy takes a slice of mah pie.
Money, so they say
Is tha root of all evil today.
But if you ask fo` a raise its no surprise that theyre
Giv'n none away.


Edit: This line made me crack up from whoever posted stairway

And mah spirit is perpetratin' fo` leav'n
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#18
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Oh gawd, I ran it through Slashdot and look what happened:





OMFG.
Can't stop laughing at that one.
Keep this up everyone!
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#19
Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden

I am a dawg who walks alone
And whizzen I'm trippin' a dark road
At nizzight or mobbin' through tha park

When tha light begins ta change
I sometizzles feel a shawty strange
A shawty anxious wizzy it's dark.

Fizzle of tha dark,fear of tha dizzle
I have constant fear that sum-m sum-m's always near
Fear of tha dark,fear of tha dizzle
I have a phobia tizzle someone's always there

Have you run yo finga dizzown tha wizzle
And have you felt yo neck skin criznawl
When you're search'n fo` tha light ?
Sometizzles when you're scared ta takes a look
At tha corna of tha room
You've sensed tizzle sum-m sum-m's watch'n you.

Hizzle you ever bizzle alone at nizzay
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around n no-one's there ?
And as you quicken up yo pace
You find it hard ta look again
Coz you're sure there's someone there

Watch'n horror films tha niznight before
Debat'n witches n folklore
The unknown troubles on yo mind
Maybe yo mind is chillin' tricks
You sense,and suddenly eyes fix
On danc'n shadows fizzy behind.

Fear of tha D-to-tha-izzark, fear of tha D-to-tha-izzark
I have a constant fear, thought you heard
Fear of tha dark, fear of tha diznark
I have a phobia tizzle someone's always there.

Whiznen I'm walk'n a dark road
I am a dawg who walks alone
Bands to see before I die:
Iron Maiden
Foo Fighters
Megadeth
Reel Big Fish
Rush
Streetlight Manifesto

Gear:
Epi LP Standard
Washburn Strat
Line 6 Spider (Yes, I know it's bad)

GAS:
Ibanez RG3570Z
Digitech Whammy
#20
Quote by SupremeACL
Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden

I am a dawg who walks alone
And whizzen I'm trippin' a dark road
At nizzight or mobbin' through tha park

When tha light begins ta change
I sometizzles feel a shawty strange
A shawty anxious wizzy it's dark.

Fizzle of tha dark,fear of tha dizzle
I have constant fear that sum-m sum-m's always near
Fear of tha dark,fear of tha dizzle
I have a phobia tizzle someone's always there

Have you run yo finga dizzown tha wizzle
And have you felt yo neck skin criznawl
When you're search'n fo` tha light ?
Sometizzles when you're scared ta takes a look
At tha corna of tha room
You've sensed tizzle sum-m sum-m's watch'n you.

Hizzle you ever bizzle alone at nizzay
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around n no-one's there ?
And as you quicken up yo pace
You find it hard ta look again
Coz you're sure there's someone there

Watch'n horror films tha niznight before
Debat'n witches n folklore
The unknown troubles on yo mind
Maybe yo mind is chillin' tricks
You sense,and suddenly eyes fix
On danc'n shadows fizzy behind.

Fear of tha D-to-tha-izzark, fear of tha D-to-tha-izzark
I have a constant fear, thought you heard
Fear of tha dark, fear of tha diznark
I have a phobia tizzle someone's always there.

Whiznen I'm walk'n a dark road
I am a dawg who walks alone


I was about to do that one lol
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#21
Velvet Revolver - Messages

Honey so long, funky ass ta see you
Won't be long before I come biznack home
When tha plane lands, wizzill you reach me
Wizzle you call me on tha telephone

Tizzle mah son I wish I neva yelled at him yesterday cause perpetratin' changed
Radar signal seek'n you, but find'n nuttin' at all, hey --
Blizzow tha hizzle n cizzay tha cavalry there's sum-m sum-m weed-smokin' hey --

Goodbye motha, tell mah pimp
Have ta leave git off tha telephone
There's a problem, mackin' frontin'
Hero's dy'n, plastic armor on

Tizzle mah son I wish I brotha yelled at him yesterday cause ballin' changed
And you, you gave me all you hiznad, hey --
I hope someday you will be happy, witout me

Lost in a world thats quickly going buggin`
A human missile chillin' ta tha ground
Angels n tha demons fight ta save tha lives
While all tha otha cry

As fo` you, you made mah life worth rhymin' hey --
I pray one day you will be happy, witout me

Goodbye
Goodbye.
#22
Quote by SupremeACL
Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden

I am a dawg who walks alone
And whizzen I'm trippin' a dark road
At nizzight or mobbin' through tha park

When tha light begins ta change
I sometizzles feel a shawty strange
A shawty anxious wizzy it's dark.

Fizzle of tha dark,fear of tha dizzle


LMAO x100. I laughed at the whole post alot! That is so, ****ing hilarious.