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#1
what should i do, other than fap?
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Keeley compressor
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Boss RC-2 Loop
Korg Pandora
Crybaby Wah
#4
porn, porn and...

you guessed it, PORN

Can't fail

try to see how long you'll make it without fapping
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#5
look up dirty vids and fap until your penis falls off.
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#6
Walk and fap at the same time.
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#7
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Play guitar really loudly?


my bass amp is at my drummers house atm
Gear:
Musicman Stingray 4 string HH
Tech 21 Sansamp Para Driver
Ampeg V-4B
Ampeg SVT-212AV 2x12

Gibson SG Standard
Vox AC15
Keeley compressor
Keeley Dark Side
Boss RC-2 Loop
Korg Pandora
Crybaby Wah
#9
Dunno.

Fap me?
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#10
Walk around with no clothes, fap, jerk, tug, rub and massage yourself.
#11
Blast music.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#12
play scrabble? or spend all your time in the pit looking for suggestions until it is too late
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#13
Get some mates, some beers, and fap! Or watch movies/play games and just generally chill out. It's what I normally do if I have a free house for a night.
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#14
im home alone for a month, my family are on holiday, my dad comes back at the end of this month and my mum and sister at the end of next month, but since my dad has to work its virtually 2 months.

1 thing, eat properly, have a good meal, and try not to watch too much porn and masturbate too much.
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#15
If you know anything of the specimen of girls invite one of them over, to do your fapping for you while you do something else
#16
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Smoke weed. I think you would have thought of that though


dont have any =[

i might be able scrape up some resin.

im tryin to get a girl over here but no one is answering there phone or they already have plans
Gear:
Musicman Stingray 4 string HH
Tech 21 Sansamp Para Driver
Ampeg V-4B
Ampeg SVT-212AV 2x12

Gibson SG Standard
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Keeley compressor
Keeley Dark Side
Boss RC-2 Loop
Korg Pandora
Crybaby Wah
#17
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Repel burglars by using cardboard cut-outs and an intricate pulley system.

you win. anybody who remembers that movie deserves to win.
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#19
Run around the house naked shouting "I AM THE SHE-MAN!!!!!"

or the cardboard cut-out thing. That sounds hummus
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#20
Holy cow.

Im in the same situation. Parents are in france for 2 weeks hehe.

I have already Fapped loads.

So now i am playing Cod4 on xbox live, listening to John Mayer and Bob marley drinking some budweiser and eating corn chips
#24
1. Invite girl over
2. Smoke weed
3. Get drunk
4. ?????????
5. Profit
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#25
Quote by Broken_Drum
Probably sleep at some point.


already slept for 4 hours earlier

my plans for tonight are :

blast music
make an amazing dinner
run around the house singing to my music
try and get a girl over here
play call of duty 4 all night

what else
Gear:
Musicman Stingray 4 string HH
Tech 21 Sansamp Para Driver
Ampeg V-4B
Ampeg SVT-212AV 2x12

Gibson SG Standard
Vox AC15
Keeley compressor
Keeley Dark Side
Boss RC-2 Loop
Korg Pandora
Crybaby Wah
#26
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Party.
/i'm so arrogant, i think that my comment is the ultimate answer.


i think my answer is better.
#27
Quote by fenderbassist12
already slept for 4 hours earlier

my plans for tonight are :

blast music
make an amazing dinner
run around the house singing to my music
try and get a girl over here
play call of duty 4 all night

what else

Fap.
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#28
Quote by fenderbassist12
already slept for 4 hours earlier

my plans for tonight are :

blast music
make an amazing dinner
run around the house singing to my music
get a girl over here


what else



fixed...


seriously, if you get a girl, stay the fuck away from ps3/Xbox360/PC
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#29
i know if i get a girl over here then i wouldnt be playing xbox.

theres one in my neighborhood thats pretty banging but shes not picking upp
Gear:
Musicman Stingray 4 string HH
Tech 21 Sansamp Para Driver
Ampeg V-4B
Ampeg SVT-212AV 2x12

Gibson SG Standard
Vox AC15
Keeley compressor
Keeley Dark Side
Boss RC-2 Loop
Korg Pandora
Crybaby Wah
#30
Quote by fenderbassist12
i know if i get a girl over here then i wouldnt be playing xbox.

theres one in my neighborhood thats pretty banging but shes not picking upp



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#34
chain fap

see how many times u can shoot ur gun before it gives out
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#35
Quote by Zacky Zoijian
chain fap

see how many times u can shoot ur gun before it gives out



hey, hey, hey.

easy now guys...

Don't make him give up the thoughts of that girl...

encourage him instead, he might share if we're nice enough


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#36
Quote by linus.d
hey, hey, hey.

easy now guys...

Don't make him give up the thoughts of that girl...

encourage him instead, he might share if we're nice enough



So we... can fap?
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#39
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you win. anybody who remembers that movie deserves to win.



who doesn't remember that movie
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bang-bang, the bad guy is dead,
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#40
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who doesn't remember that movie


It's an awesome movie!

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