#1

I don't know if to cry over the sickness of the kid, or to laugh over the awesomeness of the girl (or guy since there are no girls in the internet).
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#2
"Oh **** I forget to get the ****ing baby out of the car!"

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#4
so old. Still ****ing funny though
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#5
thats funny. he (or she) totally punk'd him bad.
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#8
I came.

and lol'd.
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#12
"SHIT HE HAS BEEN IN THERE ALL NIGHT"

"HE IS PROBABLY DEAD"

roooooofl.
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#13
lol this was the best roleplay i have ever seen......whenever i used to role play with ppl it ended up being ****......thank you for brightening my day
#14
HAHAHA thats hilarious
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#16
awesome stuff man, I was a little confused at first with the premise of the role playing....then I realized that dude was a ****in' sicko.
#23
"I kiss you deeply and pull you close"

"GET THE **** OFF ME YOU LITTLE ****!"
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#24
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wait what how do you know it was a ug'er?
but it made me lol

Only a UG'er could be that sad.
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#25


God, I love it when dodgy chatroomers get owned, this one played along for quite some time, though, but still, NOTHING beats madmaxluke.



The king of chatroom ownage.
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#26
(: Happily E-Married to Nizzi <3 (:
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#27
haha
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#28
does UG have an IRC or chatroom?
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#29
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does UG have an IRC or chatroom?


We did have a chatroom but the police shut it down. The chat created the Pedo-Bear, Chuck Norris, Mudskip, the LOLWUT pear, and Vanilla Coke... the 5 most deadly things known to man. There we 2 rapes, 3 murders, and 23493038439843843 billion deadly doses of PWNAGE!!!
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touche sir.
#30
This made me hard.....lawl
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