#1
That lately, when I've been getting bladdered, I end up turning into a blubbering mess? I mean, I remember when I used to have FUN when I got tanked. Now, I just feel like a piece turd scum bag.


Do I drink too much? Am I not doing something right or something?


Jesus, I'd like to feel fucking awesome again. Not a stupid wreck because of some complicated drama.


What does UG suggest?


Should I go Tee Pee some houses and be a juvenile or something?


/Rant
#3
Go pee on the Parliment buildings.
That should be fun.
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#4
Drink with friends in a fun environment like a mini-golf course or ice/roller rink. Drunk bowling is always fun.

Edit: Don't get so drunk you break open a bowling ball to see what's inside, my buds and I are no longer welcome to the bowling alley up the road.
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Last edited by Dr LeBrun at Jul 12, 2008,
#6
Quote by Dr LeBrun
Drink with friends in a fun environment like a mini-golf course or ice/roller rink. Drunk bowling is always fun.

This. If you're drinking with a bunch of buddies you'll have a better time than say if you're drinking alone by yourself in a dark room with no stimuli.
#7
Quote by nochodeguy
try weed.


Beeeeeeeeen there buddy

Quote by black-sabbath
Go pee on the Parliment buildings.
That should be fun.


Haven't done that.


Pissed on the Supreme Court on Canada Day though!


I think...
#9
Quote by freedoms_stain
**** happens.


Why are you so wise? You're like Yoda or something.
#11
Quote by drunkinkoala
+420


Alright guys, I'm from Canada, like you, come ON.


CANADA.


Think about it.
#13
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Alright guys, I'm from Canada, like you, come ON.


CANADA.


Think about it.

I'm assuming that's a "I already smoke weed" or else you better get yourself a dimebag this instant.
#14
Quote by boreamor
Yeah. I'm the same. I get all depressed when drunk.

If I get tipsy I'm fine though.


Yeah, I'm like that NOW, but before, it was never like this. Before, I had fun when I was crazy drunk.

Quote by drunkinkoala
I'm assuming that's a "I already smoke weed" or else you better get yourself a dimebag this instant.


What? Do you need a secret handshake too?


It's kush or nothing at all bro.
#20
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Why are you so wise? You're like Yoda or something.
I'm bladdered right now.

That's why.
#22
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Beeeeeeeeen there buddy

Then try crack. Or huff powdered shrooms with your asshole.
#23
Quote by rage__against10
why is it...


we drive on parkways and park on driveways?


we park our expensive cars outside and pile boxes of junk in our garage?????????


Why is it...


That sometimes, when we post.


We put spaces like this.


Is it dramatic?


Quote by drunkinkoala
Well that's gonna be a bitch to clean up.


Well I wouldn't exactly call my significant other a bitch but...

Quote by freedoms_stain
I'm bladdered right now.

That's why.