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#1
Go on Myspace, facebook, UG, whatever, just find the gayest status and put it on here and laugh at them.


Example:

Jane Doe is Be Kind Rewind!!
#2
Gay Guy is Gay.

amidoinitrite?

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#3
My friend changed his facebook status to "sucking dick"
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#4

i like this.

this post is reserved, hold on!

EDIT:

wow, i fucking hate kids like this;

Blazin♥Beauti wantz to down a bottle of vodka
Last edited by ibanez for life at Jul 12, 2008,
#5
it's sad that your vocabulary is so limited that you resort to use the word gay to describe this
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#7
*name* has the strength of a bear that has the strength of two bears


Actually, I like that one
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#8
Matt ****** is GET OUT OF HERE STALKER.

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#9
*name* G؆  P®ØB£€M W¡¡†H M€ §Ø£V€ ii† * †HiiNK iiM †®iiPPiiN †ii€ MY §HØ€§* ÇÂN† §†ÂNÐ M€ §ii† †H€ ƒÜÇK DØWN* KÂN† ƒÂÇ€ M€ †Û®N †H€ ƒÛÇK ®ØÜNÐ

MY EYES!!!
#10
TIARA TORCHER hey new number texo call<33

That one's is just stupid damn scene kids.

I don't even know what's going on in this one.

iM JuSt ThAt guRl..[SeXii] [Sw33t] [iRResiStaBle] [TRY ME BITCH I DARE U]..sTeP uP fA yaSeLF tRiCK

But I really like this one though.(not by a scene kid)

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Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


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#11
*insert name* i want a guy with lips like morphine

*insert name* jellotastic!.......found my camera yay! and i got my permit!! go me!

*insert name* is bord

*insert name* is waiting patiently for her babies


lol
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#12
*name* is faggotty queerbait.

No joke.
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eckmann88 you sir are a god.

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Oh, you're so damn shallow, eckmann88. They have nice boobs, don't they?

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good job eckman, seriously, that last one alone would give me an eternal erection!

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#13
*insert name here* is life is a wave. surf it.

Not that gay, but best I could find.
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#17
I hate when people don't take the time to delete the "is" when necessary.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#19
*name* wants a comment from some one she doesnt know in real life (or does know, if no one else is offering)

i kinda half-loled
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#20
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*Name* is I GOT A IPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!111

^It was something like that.

some kids said, "didn't get an iphone "

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*name* G؆  P®ØB£€M W¡¡†H M€ §Ø£V€ ii† * †HiiNK iiM †®iiPPiiN †ii€ MY §HØ€§* ÇÂN† §†ÂNÐ M€ §ii† †H€ ƒÜÇK DØWN* KÂN† ƒÂÇ€ M€ †Û®N †H€ ƒÛÇK ®ØÜNÐ

MY EYES!!!

Got beef? Cook it.
#21
- does not want to be here.
- the distance is quite simply much too far for me to row. it seems farther than ever
before. oh no. i need you so much closer. so come on, come on. ♥ hold me.
- is sitting down.
- is going to a wedding.. blehh.. and thinking of you ).
- is astonished by how dumb some people sound some times.
- the good times are on their way; up and down- that's how energy stays alive.
- is topless

And my personal favorite...

- OMFG!! it's true my GF was really hit with a SEXXY BUS!! and she's Dead Sexxy!! lmao


I bet in a few hours I will have loads more...
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#23
lol i swear this one is real.

"shayne smith is courtneys fag"

thats a pretty funny coincidence.
#24
*name* is escaping into the tuba realm, away from everything and every worry in this world.
If you could blow up the world with a flick of a switch,
Would you do it?

If you could make everybody poor just so you could be rich,
Would you do it?

With all your power,
What would you do?
#25
*name* i love c0ck!!

And yes, it was a guy who said that.
Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?

So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.
A brighter future... underground.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
#27
*name* is a proper good gay.

My friends a little while ago.

not really a gay one: *name* was discovered by Christopher Columbus in 1492 (if you exclude his indigenous peoples)
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#28
*name* WUT an amazing week its been..ofmg what a blast that was...love you all guys!! ♥ ahaha effing pricless....&& also ate a live goldfish with saskia!!! 0.o.
#30
Quote by geetarguy13
Go on Myspace, facebook, UG, whatever, just find the gayest status and put it on here and laugh at them.


Example:

Jane Doe is Be Kind Rewind!!

I love that movie

Anyways *name* could watch you dance for hours, i could take you by my side.

EDIT: or *name* has you in my heart. (by a guy)
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#32
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how come like ALL of you guys know this "*name*" guy?

You don't? *name* is so chill. He's got the number one song in Germany, you know?
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you are indeed mr. awesome.

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eckmann88 you sir are a god.

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Oh, you're so damn shallow, eckmann88. They have nice boobs, don't they?

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good job eckman, seriously, that last one alone would give me an eternal erection!

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#34
*name*is with courtnεεy αre swimming ! ♥*.

love the grammar.

*name*open your soul, lose control.

*name*is learing wanted died or alive.

wtf does that even mean.

*name*is humh.

*name*Is trailor this weekend .
#35
"*Insert Name* &^$^% is sooooooooooo ranDOm LOOOOLLLL BABY PENGUIN OF DETH AHA! just kidins!!! luv ma mates <3 LOOOOLLLL luv ma friends theY meAn The world To Me!!!*^"

THE MOST retarded way to speak. I hate it.
#36
name is taking over the world. PC4PC..boyys only! (:

name AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIiJjKkLlMmNnOoPpQqRrSSTtUuVvWwXxYyZz

name is saying....bitch cakes!

name is bringing his knife to the gun fight

West5ide Blood Fo 5ho Da Tru OG an lovin her alot -i ****ing hate that kid
#37
I hate when people say there random then say somethign stupid. Thats just annoying.
#39
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I hate when people say there random then say somethign stupid. Thats just annoying.

I was just talking to my friend and she said and I quote:

Her: ya datz wut i meant.
Her: OMG BABY CAMEL! I WUFFFFF DEM!1111!!!111!!!!!!
Her: Hahaha, OMG IM RANDOM!!
Me: ...
#40
Uhhhmm, I think you mean "The Ultimate Homosexualest Status Thread." You bigot.
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