#1
i'm 19. so yesterday was my first time. i dont wanna sound like i'm showing off but i went on for like ages and she came twice. i did'nt even come once. i had to jerk off after. is this normal for the first time?
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#2
sex thread.

go.
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#3
No.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#4
She's either loose, or you have a small prick.


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Maybe you just weren't sensitive that night or something. Were you drunk? If not, contact your local porn industry right away and apply.
#7
Sex thread.
And no. You have irreversible erectile dysfunction. You're infertile.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#11
some girls cum 15-20 times while ****ing cuz they cum easily some cum once or twice and some don't cum at all...who knows but if u didnt cum idk dude how long did u go for?
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#12
sumthin doesnt sound rihgt n btw 19??!?!!? i got some at 14 n im pretty talented in bed lol
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#14
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sumthin doesnt sound rihgt n btw 19??!?!!? i got some at 14 n im pretty talented in bed lol


Lol, this guys a virgin.

Edit: Delirium beat me
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#15
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sumthin doesnt sound rihgt n btw 19??!?!!? i got some at 14 n im pretty talented in bed lol



god forbid that he should have sex before his brain is fully developed!
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#16
Quote by brooklynsoulja1
sumthin doesnt sound rihgt n btw 19??!?!!? i got some at 14 n im pretty talented in bed lol



you sound like the biggest tool ever
#18
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Practicing with your sister, eh?

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