#1
After listening to the dead kennedys song "stealing peoples mail" it made me realize what a great idea this is.

Think of all the stuff that comes in the mail
-birthday money
-graduation money
-money your grandman sends you to get your mom a gift for mothers day
- loans
-perscription drugs
- small packages with valuable items.

Its a gold mine. And plus you could ruin peoples personal relationships if people actually do still use mail for personal usage.

I mean im never going to do it but its a thought, maybe not until college.
#8
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
Shoplifting is equally as illegal and more profitable.


but mailboxes don't have security devices installed in them.
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#9
Illegal.


That means go ahead and do it, TS.
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#10
You do not know how glad this makes me that I had parents who understood how to raise their kids.
#11
i just take other peoples free samples and stuff they get in the mail...like everyone in the street gets the samples...except my next door neighbor hahah
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#14
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
Shoplifting is equally as illegal and more profitable.


no its "less illegal" and its more profitable.

Breaking into houses, now THAT is equally as illegal and FAR more profitable if youre smart about it.


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but mailboxes don't have security devices installed in them.



its quite simple to get around security devices.
#15
Quote by on a jet
After listening to the dead kennedys song "stealing peoples mail" it made me realize what a great idea this is.

You know they made the song to make fun of fucking stupid people who do that kind of stuff, right?
#16
Quote by slappymoe66
I don't think you listened to the last part of the song.

"We better not get caught
We'll be dumped in institutions
Where we'll be drugged and shocked
'Til we come out born-again Christians"


yeah but im so crafty i wouldnt get caught.

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After grocery sackful after grocery sackful
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#17
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i would never steal something from an individual. a store, on the other hand, is a different story.


I hope you dont steal from local owned stores. only steal from large corporate chain stores. tis the law of the land.

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i just take other peoples free samples and stuff they get in the mail...like everyone in the street gets the samples...except my next door neighbor hahah


thats still a federal offense.
#18
Quote by slappymoe66
I don't think you listened to the last part of the song.

"We better not get caught
We'll be dumped in institutions
Where we'll be drugged and shocked
'Til we come out born-again Christians"

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#19
They use to give out free gum samples in the mail and we use to just go around taking everyone's.
#20
Federal Crime


Just become a mailman and steal mail, instead. Much more efficient
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#22
Quote by NothingButRock
That's low.. Stealing from big companies is one thing, but theft from individuals, who are probably struggling to make ends meat is really just a dog act.



...am i the only one who thinks out reckless acts before i do them?

Thats why you only target rich, snobby, wealty neighborhoods.
#23
Quote by on a jet
...am i the only one who thinks out reckless acts before i do them?

Thats why you only target rich, snobby, wealty neighborhoods.


No, wrong. Rich, snobby neighborhoods have very nosy people that like to ask alot of questions and typically a neighborhood watch. But you go ahead and have fun getting arrested.
#24
You'd probably have to steal an assload of mail before you got anything good.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#25
Quote by on a jet
...am i the only one who thinks out reckless acts before i do them?

Thats why you only target rich, snobby, wealty neighborhoods.


Why bother with it any? At the very least you're inconveniencing people who, have most likely done nothing to you and if they have deal with it another way, instead of petty revenge acts.

And at the most you might be taking important documents and really ****ing someones life. Why? For your own selfish gain.
#27
Quote by NothingButRock
Why bother with it any? At the very least you're inconveniencing people who, have most likely done nothing to you and if they have deal with it another way, instead of petty revenge acts.

And at the most you might be taking important documents and really ****ing someones life. Why? For your own selfish gain.


umm also it seems like it would cure my recent case of boredom.

Im not ever going to do it, i just think if someone had a more deviant mind (and thats saying something) it would be a good idea.

The closest ive coming to tampering with mail is dropping a smoke bomb in someones mailbox last july 4th.
#28
Make sure you do it AFTER you turn 18 so you are eligible to be charged with a felony. Then you can spend the next 3 years on probation (assuming you dont get busted for anything else) depending on your prior criminal convictions.
#29
Quote by on a jet
umm also it seems like it would cure my recent case of boredom.

Im not ever going to do it, i just think if someone had a more deviant mind (and thats saying something) it would be a good idea.

The closest ive coming to tampering with mail is dropping a smoke bomb in someones mailbox last july 4th.


I wasn't talking about you in particular, unless you do actually take mail. I was talking about ANYONE who was to, or who does steal from individual people.
#30
TS seems to me like an ignorant little kid that thinks stealing is "cool". Ill tell you right now it isnt cool and neither is it fun. Ive honestly broken into houses and stolen ****. Its like standing on the edge of a cliff and one wrong step and your ****ed. Its nerve racking as hell never knowing if todays the day you get busted. I also was unlucky enough to get busted and ill tell you right now i do and will regret my decision for the rest of my life.

BTW risking jail-time simply because you are bored is the stupidest thing ive ever heard of.

Quote by Brown925
Make sure you do it AFTER you turn 18 so you are eligible to be charged with a felony. Then you can spend the next 3 years on probation (assuming you dont get busted for anything else) depending on your prior criminal convictions.



felony probation is 5 years.
#31
cough cough... felony...cough cough, with that being said the holidays would be primetime, or graduation
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#33
Quote by hrdcorelaxplaya
Shoplifting is equally as illegal and more profitable.

Errr, shoplifting is quite a bit less illegal.
#34
The bad thing is this happens more than you might think. There was a story in the news a few years ago about a mailman who died, and when the family went to his house, they found hundreds of thousands of dollars in packages...

and an abnormally large pile of free Viagra samples...