#1
Saw this at the movie theater today:



Well no **** there's no handicapped parking on the upper floors. What are they gonna do, roll down the ramps?

Am I just a dumbass?
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#3
Perhaps the sign is located in a parking ramp?
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#5
Well I thought it was funny because, why would a handicapped person park on an upper floor? I guess I should have prefaced that there's no elevator in this parking lot.

Guess I'm a dumbass.
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#6
i lol'd
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#9
This reminds me of the braille on drive-through ATM's.
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#10
yesterday i was in the mall and on a door to the store it had a sign that said "do not use door"..... alright, ill run through the glass. unfortunately there was a logical resolution, on the other side of the store was a door. but still, i had 15 ft walking distance of laughter.
#12
The sign makes sense. You can't tell if there's an elevator immediately.
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Quote by Link.JohnIrving
Well I thought it was funny because, why would a handicapped person park on an upper floor? I guess I should have prefaced that there's no elevator in this parking lot.

Guess I'm a dumbass.


....Isn't it violating code if all floors aren't handicap accessible?
#14
Fine then, you damned pit-monkeys. Is it funny now?



...No, it's still not funny.

My first fail topic I suppose.
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#15
Once I saw a sign on a door that said : "this is not a door". Well wtf is it then?
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Once I saw a sign on a door that said : "this is not a door". Well wtf is it then?



a sign that reads "this is not a door"
#19
The thing is that handicapped spots are designed for convenience, you don't see randomly placed handicapped spots at the back of shopping malls, they are always near doors.
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Once I saw a sign on a door that said : "this is not a door". Well wtf is it then?


Do you mean a sign on a door that says "This is not an exit" ?

Cause I believe i've heard that one on a very ****ty comedy TV show.
#21
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Do you mean a sign on a door that says "This is not an exit" ?

Cause I believe i've heard that one on a very ****ty comedy TV show.


No, the sign said "this is not a door". Those exact words.
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