#1
P0ptartz!

Help me pit!

I live in Australia and grew up eating pop tarts but they've been discontinued here (for some time). Are there any similar products I can eat? I wants them

please
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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#3
That sounds like some kind of hell.

Perhaps you can purchase a box on eBay?

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#7
who could discontinue poptarts...they must be on something
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#11
I swear they've been discontinued here in the U.K too...haven't seen them in ages.
Baaaaawwww!
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Baaaaawwww!


I had them just a month ago. Trust me, you can still get them.
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#13
Toaster Strudels>Pop Tarts, the fruit flavored pop tarts are gross. The good ones are the Smore flavored ones.
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I had them just a month ago. Trust me, you can still get them.

Thank fvck for that!
#16
Toaster Strudels you say... Hmm well I'll look tomorrow but wiki tells me they haven't got a chocolate cinnamon flavour

Thank you pit

EDIT: Blasphemy. Dare i say it, there better than toast
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#19
[quote="'[P|E|R|S|O|N"]']Brown sugar cinnamon ftw..
http://cgi.ebay.com/KELLOGGS-POP-TARTS-CINNAMON-ROLL-X-2_W0QQitemZ260259655366QQihZ016QQcategoryZ79631QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Lol.

Jesus Christ, they're actually on eBay? And here I thought I was joking...
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[quote="'[P|E|R|S|O|N"]']Brown sugar cinnamon ftw..
http://cgi.ebay.com/KELLOGGS-POP-TARTS-CINNAMON-ROLL-X-2_W0QQitemZ260259655366QQihZ016QQcategoryZ79631QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Lol.

Fail? who pays $4.50 for a box of Poptarts?

i guess australians?
#23
Can't belives that **** is considerd breakefast
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#28
it is impossible to live without poptarts!!!
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#29
That sux major pen0r. Blueberry pop-tarts are teh shiz.
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#30
Pop-tarts are greatness. But french toast is way better!
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#31
Im eating some right now.... Hehehe.
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#33
WHAT KIND OF HELLISH PLACE DISCONTINUES POP TARTS?!?!?! No one should be forced to live a life without delicious toaster pastries. I'll see if I can organize a massive pop tart food drop. Keep an eye on the skies and your open fields.

With that said, I just ate a blueberry one. Mmmm om nom nom.
#34
Ha owned (havent used that in a while) You cannot go to heaven until you inject syrup into your arms or if you prefer shooting squirty cream up your ass both are a pretty good substitute.
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