#1
So I was watching a couple episodes of Recess the other day because it was my favourite childhood show and I noticed something in one of the episodes. In one of the episodes the Ashleys are giving out cootie shots and are actually inject the the kids with something and I had some questions:

1)What the hell were they injecting into the kids? They were giving shots for an imaginary disease but were actually injecting something into the kids.

2)Where did they get the supplies? Who'd sell needles to 4th grade girls?

3)Where was Ms. Finster to stop them? Ms. Finster patrolled the playgrounds like a hawk, she should've stopped this as soon as she saw it and the Ashley's should've gotten in huge ****.

4) Why would the creators put this in the show?

Anyone else notice this?
#2
there just junkies.
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#3
1.) Anthrax.
2.) Me.
3.) In My Pants.
4.) For teh lulz.
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#5
No but that show was kick ass, they did a parody of 2001: A Space Odyssey, which is pretty sweet, instead of HAL 9000, it was SAL 9000. good show.
#8
I'd imagine heroin. They live underneath a pile of tyres, for Christ's sake.
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#9
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I'd imagine heroin. They live underneath a pile of tyres, for Christ's sake.

. One thing I realized is they could accidently get air in some kids bloodstream and thanks to kill bill, I know that could kill someone. Those bitches.
#10
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the ashleys are the perfect epitome of the "spoiled ***** who parties and does drugs thing." much like little paris hiltons.

...I'd tap them
#11
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#12
They were probably injecting air.
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#13
1. Probably water.
2. Hustler Kid.
3. ????
4. Profit.

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#14
Know clue about 1,2, and 4, but I'm sure The Ashley's totally had Finster paid off or something like that. I mean they totally had the money.

and RU, that's just wrong. They're 10 years old. You sick, sick man.

Plus, everyone knows Upside-Down Girl is a total babe. You'd be amazed at the **** she can do from that bar.
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#15
they probably got the needles from hustler kid

he deals more than short string paddle toys
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#16
Speaking of shows, did anyone ever watch Rocky & Bullwinkle?

I was watching that show a few years ago out of extreme boredom. And you know that part where the aliens come down and Rocky and Bullwinkle venture into their spaceship to talk about something. Well in the background the aliens have a bookshelf completely full of books (don't ask me why aliens had books) but anyway, one of the titles of the books was Sex on Planet X. And this is a kids show.
I was confused.
#17
1)What the hell were they injecting into the kids? They were giving shots for an imaginary disease but were actually injecting something into the kids.
Heroin.

2)Where did they get the supplies? Who'd sell needles to 4th grade girls?
Drug dealers.

3)Where was Ms. Finster to stop them? Ms. Finster patrolled the playgrounds like a hawk, she should've stopped this as soon as she saw it and the Ashley's should've gotten in huge ****.
They tied her up in a closet.

4) Why would the creators put this in the show?
They want kids to do drugs.

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#20
but which ashley is the hottest?
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but which ashley is the hottest?

A's the best, followed by Q and then the rest suck.