#1
What makes a person a so called a Functional Alcoholic?
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#2
at our uni heath checkup thing the nurse said you're an alcoholic if you drink everyday......we celebrated this by going to the pub afterwards

edit: and type "functional alcoholic" into google for your answer you lazy sod
#3
If memory serves, it's someone who requires alcohol to function normally, or at least can function normally through their alcoholism.
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#4
A functional alcoholic is someone who manages to somehow balance and keep track of their life despite their addiction.
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#5
It has to do with apparent sobriety and BAC. Many of us would be pissed if we had a BAC of 2.0, but functional alcoholics may have this BAC and appear to be perfectly sober. It takes them way more alcohol to get drunk.
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If memory serves, it's someone who requires alcohol to function normally.


Ive been thinking that a so called functional alcoholic,is a person that drinks whithout anyone knowing about it.

take this dramatic exampel.

Single Mother that drinks a bottle wine every other day ore so.
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