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#1
I don't know if this has been done before casue i just thought of it but here it goes.

Someone says the set up to the joke and the next person says the punchline and then says his/hers set up etc.

Can't use jokes you have already heard, the punchline have got to be made up on the spot.

So my set up. Keeping it simple.

How do you scare the french?
HAVE A NICE DAY!
#2
By moving or acting in an unsuspected, spontaneous way.

What is red, white, orange, navy blue, gold, pink and sexual?
#3
YOUR MOTHER!

What did the pickle say to the Bucket of water?
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#4
Nothing, they don't have any kind of intellect.

How do you eat a lightbulb?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#5
put it in.

what's black, huge and goes crazy everyday?
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I call these Glen wads, they'll get you high just on flavor alone


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#7
By putting it in your mouth! Hah! Didn't see that one coming!

What is brown and has a hole in the middle?

Edit due to fail: Damnit!
#9
Quote by -metalhead-
By putting it in your mouth! Hah! Didn't see that one coming!

What is brown and has a hole in the middle?


Someone's ass.

how many people does it take to find waldo?
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#11
To catch a Mudkip

What's the difference between a piece of styrofoam and the Pope?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#12
To buy a pear

Why did the nun grow a beard
Quote by Pinky19
My guitar is so ugly, it makes me wanna punch a baby.
#13
Nothing. They're both white and holey.

Why at do you get when you cross a traffic warden with a snowmobile?
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Bugera 6260
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#14
The pope is older.
What makes a band metal?
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#15
The metal studs they wear

why did the plane crash?
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Did I ever tell you how much I love you?

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']My father once said to me "Son, masturbation can stunt your growth and make you blind".

I said "I'm over here, shorty".
#16
Quote by CTFOD
To catch a Mudkip

What's the difference between a piece of styrofoam and the Pope?

One is something you don't let around your children and the other is Styrofoam.

EDIT: I can't think of a joke...
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Last edited by ratmblink123 at Jul 13, 2008,
#17
They're not from the same country.

Why did the moth come into the dentists office? (e-cake reference reward.)
#18
To make an amusing and surreal situation

Why did St. Anger suck
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#19
@ Metal head because its a joke from scrubs. =] Cookie Please

@^because hetfield wrote every song in about 2 minutes.

why is family guy hilarious
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Did I ever tell you how much I love you?

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']My father once said to me "Son, masturbation can stunt your growth and make you blind".

I said "I'm over here, shorty".
#20
Quote by CTFOD
To make an amusing and surreal situation

Why did St. Anger suck

An easier question would be what on St. Anger DIDN'T suck. Shorter list...

Quote by dp2007
because its a joke from scrubs. =] Cookie Please

why is family guy hilarious

It isn't.
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#21
Quote by CTFOD
To make an amusing and surreal situation

Why did St. Anger suck


Metallica wrote it.

What did the russian say to the pizza?
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#22
EDIT: In soviet russia, pizza eat me! AAAGH!

Why does ratmblink123 keep forgetting to set up the joke?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#23
Quote by humperdunk
Metallica wrote it.

What did the russian say to the pizza?


In soviet russia, pizza tops YOU.

What's big brown and full of bees?
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Laney LX412A

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Crybaby
Metal Muff
Fish N Chips
#24
a bear?

why does this thread seem like its ripped from another thread where you ask the user above you questions?
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Did I ever tell you how much I love you?

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']My father once said to me "Son, masturbation can stunt your growth and make you blind".

I said "I'm over here, shorty".
#25
Quote by Glimsom
In soviet russia, pizza tops YOU.

What's big brown and full of bees?


A turd full of bees

How many swedish fish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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#26
Quote by dp2007
because its a joke from scrubs. =] Cookie Please

why is family guy hilarious


I offered a cake, and guess what?
The cake is a lie! BWAHAHAHAHA!
#27
Quote by dp2007
a bear?

why does this thread seem like its ripped from another thread where you ask the user above you questions?


Because STFU bitch im having fun
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Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
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#28
Quote by -metalhead-

I offered a cake, and guess what?
The cake is a lie! BWAHAHAHAHA!



NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! your worse then a paedo bear.

if i had a gun and a boat i'd kill you.
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Did I ever tell you how much I love you?

[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']My father once said to me "Son, masturbation can stunt your growth and make you blind".

I said "I'm over here, shorty".
#29
How many pitmonkeys does it take to kill a thread?
Quote by duncang
maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#30
only 4.

how many times has this thread been done?
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#31
Quote by CTFOD
How many pitmonkeys does it take to kill a thread?

This many.
*hopes no one posts after this*
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#32
Your post fails! HA!

What ddi Hillary Clinton say to John McCain??
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#33
Dur?

How many waffles does it take to paint a telephone?
By reading this magnificently and wonderful, adjective-filled signature, you have just wasted approximately 7 seconds of your life.
#34
Quote by BMXfreak000
Your post fails! HA!

What ddi Hillary Clinton say to John McCain??


Is it in yet?

Why do tortillas taste so good?
#35
depends on how many dead babies you have.

what's my real age?
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BBE Main Squeeze
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#36
Quote by -metalhead-
Is it in yet?

Why do tortillas taste so good?

I don't know, but I can't stop eating them.
*thinks of joke...*
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#38
edit: the tone of the gods
/sarcasm

why can't ratmblink 123 think of a joke?
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BBE Main Squeeze
Boss CE-5
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#40
Quote by Grevious555
'cos he's a pitmonkey.


Guitar Hero, anyone?

That's funny enough for me.
What's the difference between Jackie Chan and a Mustang?

EDIT: Oh yeah, I thought of one.
ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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Last edited by ratmblink123 at Jul 13, 2008,
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