#1
i just came back from a date with my gf and i got this wierd feeling.

in my crotch.

more specifically, my balls.

its like an aching, and whenever they get moved they ache even more.
wtf is this?

(We did not have sex, we made out and kissed a lot though.)

EDIT: How long does this last for without fapping? i cant fap right after a date just because of my nature. (i've had this... blue balls thing for the past hour, is that normal?)
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#2
blue balls!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls
basically, you got too excited and didn't come and blood pools in your balls turning them "blue"
the cure? FAP
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#4
ohnst

EDIT: This is actually the first time jacking off is the right answer to a problem.
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blue balls!!!!

QFT. go have a fap

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#10
Definitely a case of blue balls.
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ohnst

EDIT: This is actually the first time jacking off is the right answer to a problem.



Finally, the pit's obsession with fapping has served its purpose.

....what now
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#19
Wow. What's next, a guy's gonna come on and tell us he had sex with some skank, and now he gets ill easily.
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#20
well i suppose you already know what to do but i thought this would never be the answer so i have to.

GRAB IT AND TUG BECAUSE YOU GOTTA MASTERBATE!!!!!!

well that was fun
#21
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Wow. What's next, a guy's gonna come on and tell us he had sex with some skank, and now he gets ill easily.
Not so much ill


but it's ichy
#22
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Wow. What's next, a guy's gonna come on and tell us he had sex with some skank, and now he gets ill easily.

I'd like to see "I just had sex with my gf, and now, for some reason, my balls itch like crazy. It looks like there are pimples or something all over them too."

I'd laugh my ****ing ass off.
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#23
"prevent or decrease the severity of blue balls".
haha that cracked me up jus the fact blue balls can be diagnosed as severe
#24
This thread is epic...

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#25
Soap and Water should do the trick... and tell your gf to stop eating blueberry pies
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OMG that was funny lol
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....what now



... holy hell...

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....what now

Find a situation where:

A) Barrel Rolls
B) Icy Hot
C) Dividing by 0

will solve the problem.
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#31
Bahaha Blue Balls!
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