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#1
Yes i know, there used to be a thread like this, thats why theres a v.2, but i couldn't find it recently so i dunno if it got deleted or moved or something, so i started a new one.

so yeah, just like the title says...


for me, mostly just playing games like doctor that you had to make sure girls still had nips and slits and guys still had sticks.

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#2
it's called "embarrassing horny things you did as a child" or along those lines

theres like 4 versions
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#3
I used to jack off to this chick in a ps2 game haha, and the graphics sucked so you couldnt see much.
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#5
I bit my foreskin. Seriously.
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#6
When i was really young me and my friend used to talk about how were going to be the first two guys to ever kiss each other, and how cool we were for being the only ones to think about that idea.
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When i was really young me and my friend used to talk about how were going to be the first two guys to ever kiss each other, and how cool we were for being the only ones to think about that idea.

.....Gay?

*hides*

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#9
This girl and I would play house, doctor, all those fun little games. But we put our own twist on them and played them basically naked. That was the most action I've ever gotten....
#11
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It's as simple as that, I bit my foreskin.
On purpose, not accidentally.
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#12
Not trying to brag but back in the early 90's where i was like 4 years i was pretty popular among girls at my age. Let's just say we used to play doctor in my bed, alot.
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#14
somehow this girl got me to pull down my pants..then she sprayed me with bug spray...god it burned..
#16
i played doctor with my cat


no, but i dont think i did anything perverted while i was young.
#17
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#18
I used to take my penis out and touch stuff with it when no one was looking.
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My best friend asked my elderly neighbor at age 5 if "her milk had dried up". She turned red and went inside and we didn't understand why for a couple years. Then we avoided that corner of the neighborhood. :p
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#21
i was a really weird kid. when i was 8 i saw there's something about mary and the scene where ben stiller is jerking off made me wonder if i had sperm. from then on until i hit puberty i would jack off like a mother****er to see if i had sperm lol.
#22
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I used to take my penis out and touch stuff with it when no one was looking.

Hahahahahaahahahaha...

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#24
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I used to take my penis out and touch stuff with it when no one was looking.


I still do that.....
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Whenever I got a boner, I'd announce it saying "it's a stiffee!!"

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#26
my friend made a girl suck his dick for a pokemon card in the 4th grade and he used to dry hump another girl when he was 5 or so pretty friggin insane
#27
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I used to take my penis out and touch stuff with it when no one was looking.


Dude... You have been sigged XD

On topic... I used to kiss girls in my class. My Mum got a call one time about it... Does that count?
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#28
I used to pee sitting down.


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my friend made a girl suck his dick for a pokemon card in the 4th grade and he used to dry hump another girl when he was 5 or so pretty friggin insane



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#33
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Feels good, man.

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#34
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i played doctor with my cat


no, but i dont think i did anything perverted while i was young.



why the hell did I find that funny?

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#35
when we and my friends had to take a piss we would all do it at the same time and play swords.
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#39
Me and my friend used to make his younger sister strip for us. She didn't mind, she kind of liked it actually.

We also mooned traffic during the night.

EDIT: Feels good man.
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Me and my friend used to make his younger sister strip for us. She didn't mind, she kind of liked it actually.

We also mooned traffic during the night.

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