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Quote by NightEmbers
some how this came up today and all my friends had some odd answers so I decided to ask the pit.

How do you wanna go out?

I say tsunami or hurricane, I wanna be at the waters edge and let it take me down

i wouldnt. they researched it and drowning is the most painful way to die.
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Heavy metal indicates you are using meth, LSD, ecstasy or cocaine.
#4
Quote by synpet713192
Crashing while sledding a mattress down the alps.


Getting run over by that mattress.
#6
Being murdered, but in a nice way like being shot in the head.

Make headlines, yo.

Or be completely ignored and my soul is saddened
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#7
In a bizarre gardening accident.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8
Quote by Foible776
i wouldnt. they researched it and drowning is the most painful way to die.


No, they say the sensation of water filling your lungs is actually quite pleasant. It's the panic that makes it painful.

I'd say having a heart attack while having sex.
#9
Being at the 47th floor of a large office establishment. About to finish a quarterly report for an angry supervisor of mine. As I am just typing the last sentence, a red dot appears on my chest, I gasp, and am shot from a book depository 3.5 city blocks away from a cross-eyed assassin who was originally contracted to assassinate a man ordering a diet pepsi at a vending machine on the ground floor of my apartment, which is conveniently across the street from my office.
#11
I wanna die playing a guitar. I don't really care how.
I decided I want to be more like the people on ug...


Searchbar!!!

That oughta do it.

Time for a supercool guitar demonstration by herman li,

Herman Li- why is this guitar so big?

Stage guy- because its a bass herman

#15
in my sleep or struck by lightning while playing my guitar
"A musician should not be measured by the skill at which they perform, but the passion, and love for music with which they are playing."
#17
Quote by InvaderTSN
Snoo snoo.



"What are you, gay?"

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#18
Id want to die choking on a corn niblet. Just to see how people would make of it.
People would think, oh god he died choking on corn, we should'nt eat that. Then, and only then can we use the rest for Ethanol.

BAM- My death just caused a national uproar on ethanol fuel taking cars.

We all win.
.......Except for the cornstalks.......

/Drunk Rant
Poop.


Yes, poop.
#19
lol +1 to snoo snoo
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"It doesn't get much beter than that! Ok, maybe a free ibanez guitar and marshall half-stack in perfect condition would be better, but free pancakes comes right behind that"

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"My tone should be like me........FAT! "
#20
Murdered in some sort of ridiculously complex Detective Conan fashion.
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#22
I'd want some kind of painless terminal disease. Then I could guilt trip my favorite bands into playing private shows for me.
Quote by Ninjake
... isn't mung like, a bean?
#23
Quote by Zero-Hartman
In a bizarre gardening accident.


Oh god... you reminded me of The Happening!!! DAMN YOU!!
#26
Quote by InvaderTSN
"How did the men die last time?"

"Crushed pelvises."

"YES!"

God I love Futurama.

"There are no men on this planet."
"Probably nagged to death. Am I right? Who's with me fellas?"

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#27
Zombies.
Quote by musicianamedave
I tell them that I'm happy with my current church, the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Then I ask them if they would like to be touched by his noodly appendage.


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YES.
Like a russian doll, with balls.



I love The Pit.
#28
Quote by doggy_hat
I want to get wasted drunk, and do something really stupid and accidentally kill myself.


This.
#29
I want to be encased in a lead body suit, flown over an orphanage, and have the pilot drop me through the roof of said orphanage.
#30
Get crushed under the weight of the numerous women that are trying to have sex with me.





Mmmm, coffee


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Fear your ass...



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Quote by Våd Hamster
Sharing is caring. *holds out hands*
*inserts penis?*
#34
Quote by blackthought
A threesome on my hundredth birthday...

/e-cookie to whoever gets the reference.



Stranger than Fiction?
Mmmm, coffee


Quote by the_poison125
Fear your ass...



Quote by hazzmatazz
Quote by Våd Hamster
Sharing is caring. *holds out hands*
*inserts penis?*
#38
I wanna sky dive to my death. I mean, flying and then dying and going to heaven and really really flying? sounds like fun to me. plus, unless you land in a freaky way to where you somehow survive (has happened multiple times), it's painless.

when I have a terminal disease so it wouldn't count a suicide it'd just be ending the pain.

or in my sleep.
(: Happily E-Married to Nizzi <3 (:
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Then you get your bathroom door kicked in by some dude in a leather thong and a cape saying, "THIS IS SPARTA!"

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#39
I wanna be battling gnomes and a gnome stabs my toe and i stab his face with my **** then i bleed to death.
The best thing about life is knowing you put it together
#40
Playing a concert in front of 1 500 000 people whilst playing a solo i get hit by lightning. This makes me shred faster than anyone has ever done before, i play at over 9000 notes er second, the croud is going nuts. Then the next day i choke on a pop corn.
My gear:
  • Fender American Standard Telecaster
  • Ibanez RG450
  • Laney VC15
  • Electro Harmonix HOG
  • Vox Satchurator
  • Blackout Effectors Musket fuzz
  • Electro Harmonix Pulsar
  • Earthquaker Devices Disaster Transport
  • Malekko Chicklett

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