whats everybodys favourite funny quote ever from anywhere, any show anything!

whats everybodys favourite funny quote ever from anywhere, any show anything!

mine is from the simpsons : "clown college you cant eat that!"
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I can remember once one of my mates going "Right then, I'm off to urinate... like a powerful horse."
It was hilarious at the time even though it might not sound that funny anymore.
"you think its necessary to drink my own urine!?! NOO!!!

but it's sterile, and i like the taste."

lmao, dodgeball
when jerry goes off to take a leak in the car park
george "a guy goes to pee and never comes back, its like a science fiction story"
everytime i hear it i lol hard

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Zap Brannigan from Fututrama when flying a restaurant.

"She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro."
"I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just ask where they're going, and hook up with them later."
"Don't trip over your razorblade...you'll fall down in SHAME!"

My friend and I made it up while making fun of a different friend's character on Rock Band.
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
timmy from south park
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you can be jesus.

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most useless response i think i have ever seen on any forum ever.

Quote by Turkeyburger

The Apprentice - "Lets face it, these women are size 16-32 for a reason... They love cake"
Pissed myself laughin, that was the wedding challenge lol.
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I was kicking a balloon around, and kicked the back of my other foot.
I broke my toe as a result.
I was thinking of making this thread today. Get out of my head!!!!

but anyway, either

Janitor: "Lets make cancer feel foolish" (Scrubs)
Calculon: "That was so bad i think you just gave me cancer"(Futureama)

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I cut my tongue with a spoon.

Andrew Wk Party Tip 11Be Awesomer!

"I got an idea, lets turn off the lights and play who's in my mouth"
Cant remember where i heard it from but tis hillarious
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"Well thank you, Eddie. You learn something new every day. Today I learnt you're a complete bastard."

"Neil! Your bedroom's on fire!"

"Son, feelings are what women have. They come from their ovaries."

"Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Guns defend people against people with smaller guns."
The situation is stickier than when Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun. - Blackadder

Cheese it! - Bender

Fry, beer makes you stupid(Qubert)
No I'm doesn't! - Fry

There's a richt big hoore eh a spaceship comin taewards us, you want tae see the basdardin size of the thing, it's a gid yin or twa the size ah oor's ken? - Taysiders in Space (Chewin' the fat)

I'm a Happy Camper! - Father Jack Hackett
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